My Mom's a ludite! Pure and simple...doesn't want to hear me talking about the 'net at all...she thinks that I'm somehow doing somethign illegal by conversing with other people through long-distance networks without paying for long-distance bills
That's the last time I tried to explain the 'net to her.
*sigh* My sister just called to remind me that tomorrow will be a year since she died. I don't really get emotional about things like that, but I don't think about her often enough.