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Scanty

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General: Battalion 5, raise your hands. You will be the all important first-attack wave. Which we will call...Operation Human Shield.

Chef: Hey, wait a minute!

General: Now keep in mind, Operation Human Shield will suffer heavy losses. Battalion 14? Right...you are Operation Get-Behind-the-Darkies. You will follow behind Operation 5, here. And try not to get killed for god's sake! Are there any questions, men?
Yes, soldier?

Chef: Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?

General: I don't listen to hip-hop.




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i love the part where Operation Human Shield failes :D


and where Bill Gates' ass gets kicked :D


no that part where....who am i kidding? that movie just rocked :D

one more genius quote:

deathcamps? did i say deathcamps? i meant happycamps, where they serve the finest meals, have access to fabulous doctors and where you can exercise regularly!


:D
 
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