LOL

[Scanty]

General: Battalion 5, raise your hands. You will be the all important first-attack wave. Which we will call...Operation Human Shield.

Chef: Hey, wait a minute!

General: Now keep in mind, Operation Human Shield will suffer heavy losses. Battalion 14? Right...you are Operation Get-Behind-the-Darkies. You will follow behind Operation 5, here. And try not to get killed for god's sake! Are there any questions, men?
Yes, soldier?

Chef: Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?

General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

 

[Nixy]

He hates when his balls stick!

 

[AlladinSane]

What this is all "aboot"?

 

[unclehobart]

Its a one act play about the 1890s Brit incursion into Afghanistan. Gunga Din II ... The Revenge

 

[Scanty]

DON'T SPOIL THE GENIUS!!!

 

[Shadowfax]

i love the part where Operation Human Shield failes


and where Bill Gates' ass gets kicked


no that part where....who am i kidding? that movie just rocked

one more genius quote:

deathcamps? did i say deathcamps? i meant happycamps, where they serve the finest meals, have access to fabulous doctors and where you can exercise regularly!

 

[AlladinSane]

*singing* Shut your fucking face uncle fuckkeeeer! (It was face no?)

 

[Gaunt]

South Park is the best.

(red rocket! red rocket!)