Long overdue get to know your neighbor thread

[Trixie]

i will give him a huge if that will make him feel better.

 

[Scanty]

i will give him a huge if that will make him feel better.

a huge what?




sorry

 

[Trixie]

hug lol. i can't do more then one thing at a time.

 

[Vortex]

Bingo Trixie!!

 

[PT]

Cory Alspach (pronounced Alspah)
Owensville MIssouri
2 Biological children (9M, 13M), 4 stepchildren(7M, 11F,12F,14F) 1 Wife, 1 Ex.

 

[Squiggy]

Wow,PT...Guess you have your hands full there...

 

[PT]

Shit, forgot pets.

2 cats, (3F, 2M) 3 Dogs (3M, 2M, 3moF)
Various fish.

 

[PT]

Oh, I'm 32 also. For another couple months anyway.

 

[Q]

2 cats, (3F, 2M) 3 Dogs (3M, 2M, 3moF)

I suck at math, but these critters don't add up too good I'm getting a total of 10

 

[PT]

No, the numbers in parens are their ages. Pets have birthdays too, you know.

 

[whoreable]

THE HONORABLE JUDGE REINHOLD EPISODE IS MY FAVORIATE

 

[Q]

silly me....we celebrate with canned food on doggy b-days here (as opposed to dry the rest of the days)

 

[PT]

We usually get them a big bag of chewy toys. Gives the shoes a break for a week or so.

 

[Scanty]

silly me....we celebrate with canned food on doggy b-days here (as opposed to dry the rest of the days)

we do that too, with my cat

 

[Squiggy]

I do that with my sons....

 

[Q]

*falls off chair in spasms*

 

[unclehobart]

So who did you think wouldn't participate?

Thats my little secret. Don't want to make the neurotic even more neurotic by calling them out. Perhaps saying as much was just a ruse to make them all the more nervous. Unspecific claims of abberant spying always serve to unnerve the paranoid .. and draw closer the curious. It suddenly puts everyone on 'elevator awkward' behavior.

 

[Squiggy]

Are you really Altron?....

 

[unclehobart]

Are you?

 

[Squiggy]

Hmmmm....Let me think about it...I'll get back to you...