Looking for squirels

[highwayman]

 

[Gonz]

Another resaon to not wear facial hair.

 

[MrBishop]

Looking on the right board, tho' Plenty of nuts around here

 

[Professur]

Another resaon to not wear facial hair.

STFU.

 

[highwayman]

Another resaon to not wear facial hair.

How do you handle yours? Electrolisys?

 

[unclehobart]

STFU.

Now, now... if Gonz doesn't want to know the glory of squirrels setting up shop in his beard, so be it.

 

[Inkara1]

They'll just set up shop in his hair instead.

 

[Gonz]

STFU.

bush sux

 

[unclehobart]

Now, now... Reggie Bush is a fine running back.

 

[Professur]

bush sux

You ever find a bush that sucks .... marry it.

 

[tonksy]

You ever find a bush that sucks .... marry it.

SEE?

 

[spike]

I heard some story about a talking burning bush.

 

[Professur]

Every married man's nightmare.

 

[chcr]

I heard some stroy about a talking burning bush.

I used to have occasional use of one that barks, does that count as talking?

 

[Professur]

The only thing I want to hear out of a bush is "Queef"

 

[Leslie]

SEE?

*lol*

 

[Professur]

Well, that's fucked up. I was just sitting watching squirrels running back and forth on the wires running behind my house, when I noticed one had turned and was looking right back at me. So I sat and watched him for a minute, and you know what the fat fucker did? He was standing there, taking a fucking dump. Right onto the roof of my shed, the fucker.

 

[highwayman]

See how ticked off you got the fat fuck!!
He did it just out of spite...

 

[unclehobart]

nah. he did it just out of shite.

 

[tonksy]

That's a pretty crappy pun, Rob.