Lukav!

BeardofPants said:
Hunh, so that's what those jackets with the special straps are for... :tardbang:
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ssshh ....... Those are cufflinks in the jackest....cufflinks...they just happen to look a lil' like buckles....

Welcome dude/dudette/wotever ya are.....have fun!
 
*stumbles in after a bakers dozen 1/2 liter Sam Smith Imperial Stouts*


Gwwwelldnanllll....*** .... WHAtzhapPPenin........

*thud*
 
*slyly tosses a throw rug over unc

welcome to our pristine little gathering of upstanding individuals ;)
 
THROW RUG!? Thats chick stuff... next thing you know there will be pictures on the wall and stuff... organization and color... respectability... AIIIIGH!
 
unclehobart said:
THROW RUG!? Thats chick stuff... next thing you know there will be pictures on the wall and stuff... organization and color... respectability... AIIIIGH!
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wait til i tell you what i want for christmas ;)
 
Just wait, one of these days you're going to go to the john to take a nice leisurely dump. First thing you notice is Phsssshhh. Hmm. The toilet seat is now cushioned. Odd, but not too bad. Then you see the shower curtain, the matching rug. Then, right there on the toilet, TAMPONS. Oh, and you have two little precious girls living with you too now, right? Bwahahahahahahhaha.....
 
I'm frankly surprised you don't have one of those little toilet seat rug covers... you know, the one that matches the rug on the floor which goes with the towels, the shower curtain, the trash can, the toothbrush holder, the cup and the toilet brush.
 
Pick one bathroom and make it off limits to everyone but you. Do it now. Do not wait. Your sanity may depend upon the spped with which you accomplish this.
 
HomeLAN said:
Pick one bathroom and make it off limits to everyone but you. Do it now. Do not wait. Your sanity may depend upon the spped with which you accomplish this.
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After you've chosen said bathroom, install a retina scanner to get in. Trust me on this one, just hanging a sign saying "Rob's Bathroom" is NOT enough. Invest in the retina scanner.
 
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