SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Dave said:
The blind prejudice against you* based solely on where you live.
A fraction of my real feelings on the matter.
*Collective, not individual
Lunch, ruined: A Tirade
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The blind prejudice against you* based solely on where you live.
A fraction of my real feelings on the matter.
*Collective, not individual
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Thought we were
Winky
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and another thing
Nag...Nag...Nag.
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a
client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where
have you been?" And on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his
stay of execution after all.
Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news. As
she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent
>over naked drying his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN DON'T YOU EVER STOP".
Nag...Nag...Nag.
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a
client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where
have you been?" And on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his
stay of execution after all.
Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news. As
she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent
>over naked drying his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN DON'T YOU EVER STOP".
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
As I have stated many thimes before, I choose to combat it in a variety of ways. However, there are times when a dose of what been dished out is in order. I'm un-PC enough not to shy away from it. Gonna make an omelette, eggs will be cracked.
I get tired of indulgence. Sometimes ya gotta hit below the belt, as it's the only way it gets their attention. Obviously, it worked this time.
For the sake of discussion, let us assume that my comment in question was said aloud. (It was, just not here for the record.) Let us then compare that to the number of redneck jokes told up yonder yesterday. As we all know, redneck has become the PC-approved word to refer to Southerners. I'm hundreds of comments behind for yesterday alone.
I got a lot of catching up to do. Be back later; gotta go tell some "stupid-ass yankee" jokes.
I get tired of indulgence. Sometimes ya gotta hit below the belt, as it's the only way it gets their attention. Obviously, it worked this time.
For the sake of discussion, let us assume that my comment in question was said aloud. (It was, just not here for the record.) Let us then compare that to the number of redneck jokes told up yonder yesterday. As we all know, redneck has become the PC-approved word to refer to Southerners. I'm hundreds of comments behind for yesterday alone.
I got a lot of catching up to do. Be back later; gotta go tell some "stupid-ass yankee" jokes.
