Maurice Gibb died... and so will I.

[PT]

It has debts? How can it have debts? We haven't produced a product except Scanty's Melons™ for 10 years.

 

[Squiggy]

mmmmm....melons.....

 

[Scanty]

 

[whoreable]

I ate corn dogs not too long ago. they were delicious.

 

[PT]

You can't tell me that Scanty's Melons™ aren't profitable.

 

[Scanty]

What are corn dogs?


/me resists saying 'dogs made out of corn?' and is glad.

 

[PT]

Ooooooo. Corn Dogs. Mmmmmmmm.

 

[Scanty]

You can't tell me that Scanty's Melons™ aren't profitable.

oh, they're profitable baby....

hur hur.

 

[PT]

The breading is made of cornbread type stuff, with a hot dog in the middle, deep fried.

 

[Scanty]

vomit...

 

[PT]

You can't tell me that Scanty's Melons™ aren't profitable.

oh, they're profitable baby....

hur hur.

Maybe if you quit sending them out via Scanty Express without checking peoples credit first, we could be pulling a profit.

 

[Scanty]

actually, I changed my mind. Yum.

 

[whoreable]

DAMN YOU THEY ARE FANTASTIC

 

[whoreable]

NM THEN. TOO SLOW

 

[Scanty]

You can't tell me that Scanty's Melons™ aren't profitable.

oh, they're profitable baby....

hur hur.

Maybe if you quit sending them out via Scanty Express without checking peoples credit first, we could be pulling a profit.

Maybe if you get of your arse and start doing some PR, ay!!! We wouldn't be in this mess!! And who looks after the kids??? I don't see no god-dang nanny 'round 'ere boy! Dats what gets on MAAA titties!!

 

[whoreable]

I AM STILL HUNGRY

 

[PT]

PR work? I've been promoting this company since day one, but it's just a little hard when the slogan of our shipping company is "You'll get your fucking package whenever we decide to send the son-of-a-bitch to you"

 

[Scanty]

NM THEN. TOO SLOW

Will you go on a fucking date with me, whoreable!?

 

[Spirit]

with mustard.

 

[whoreable]

OF COURSE, I USE MUSTARD DONT BE RIDICULOUS