Maurice Gibb died... and so will I.

[whoreable]

THAT IS A VERY IMPOLITE WAY OF ASKING FOR A DATE

 

[Spirit]

It's gotta be a threesome, Scanty... you in?

 

[Scanty]

PR work? I've been promoting this company since day one, but it's just a little hard when the slogan of our shipping company is "You'll get your fucking package whenever we decide to send the son-of-a-bitch to you"

Don't tell me my slogan's crap, you ass-mother-fishy-twat!!! Try employing people who aren't dwarves, ay!!! Then maybe they could reach the shelving!!!

 

[Scanty]

THAT IS A VERY IMPOLITE WAY OF ASKING FOR A DATE

will you go on a date with me?

 

[Scanty]

threesome???

I was just thinking....McDonalds...

 

[Spirit]

I was hoping for a sitdown with naan......

 

[Scanty]

ah, naan. the only thing I love more than half a naan.

 

[whoreable]

MCDONALDS EH??....KINKY

 

[Scanty]

yeah...all those burgers...




PAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!


/brit joke.

 

[PT]

Don't tell me my slogan's crap, you ass-mother-fishy-twat!!! Try employing people who aren't dwarves, ay!!! Then maybe they could reach the shelving!!!

But you said to hire "special" people. Isn't that what you meant?

 

[Scanty]

I meant the AMISH!!!!

 

[PT]

But how are the AMISH going to deliver our packages? They won't drive the trucks. WE tried this once before with Scanty's Taxi Service™, remember?

 

[Scanty]

well i don't what to do, I....stupid company anyways....stupid melons....don't know why i even started it.... I was gonna be a test pilot...

 

[whoreable]

just fire him. i already did.

 

[PT]

It's ok. I never really expected to make any money off if anyway. Btw, I got my first shipment of Melons™ the other day. Postmarked 1/1/92. We're running a little ahead of schedule.

 

[whoreable]

YOUR FUCKING FIRED

again.

 

[Scanty]

really!?

 

[Scanty]

YOUR FUCKING FIRED

again.

do you like fries?

 

[whoreable]

WHO DOESNT?

 

[whoreable]

McFRIES ARE THE BEST I ALSO LIKE THAT McHOT AND McSPICY McCHICKEN