MEN, stand right up, this way...

[Djcake]

I have boobs .. but I just have to know about this measuring thing ..

is this umm... an "at rest" measurement? Or umm... at full throddle?

Hm, dj is over 8 inches at rest.

I would have any kids if i was 8" at rest

 

[Jeslek]

I wonder about Shadowfax and his goat... (ok ok, I have a sick mind at times )

 

[nalani]

@ Djcake

how many kids do you have?

LL - you can really be a sick bastard sometimes

 

[Leslie]

good thread

 

[Psycho]

Woohoo, I am normal



...damnit, just saw the vote results. Not good for ego. Ah who cares, at least I'm not lying about it

 

[HomeLAN]

Damn, you guys actually took the time to measure your wangs? You gotta get out more...

 

[Shadowfax]

No, I wrote a measurement application wich interacts with my scanner...if you do something, do it the geek way.....




j/k

 

[Psycho]

I so do not want to visualize you putting your weener on the scanner...

 

[Shadowfax]

I didn't do that...if that makes you feel better

 

[Psycho]

Actually.....





...no, it doesn't make me feel better. What does however, is that you have voted for the second-smallest option

 

[Shadowfax]

I know....like I told you, it had to be the "normal" option that I must have voted...a small mistake, but I don't think that in this case anyone would ever believe me

I know I wouldn't


But I don't care...I'm not gonna show you guys otherwise....




will ever know though....*wink wink*[/siz]

 

[Nixy]

Ok, not really, I'm just under 7.

Thanks to Nix for reminding us, you know we could probably score better if you were to email us pics.

*looks through various pics on her HD*

Yup, I've definatly got some good shots here, none that you guys are seeing though!

 

[PT]

Ok, not really, I'm just under 7.

Thanks to Nix for reminding us, you know we could probably score better if you were to email us pics.

*looks through various pics on her HD*

Yup, I've definatly got some good shots here, none that you guys are seeing though!

But Nix, you want us to be all that we can be, don't you?

 

[Nixy]

Porn will do that just as easily PT

 

[MuFu]

No, I wrote a measurement application wich interacts with my scanner...

...and now you have a radioactive cock?

I think mine went in about two years ago. My virginity has almost totally grown back now as well, hehe. Oh well... back to uni in a month.

LL, can you provide detailed instructions on how to measure one's tallywhacker. I always used to start round the back at the top of my buttcrack but then I started to notice that an 18" schlong was slightly unusual.

 

[Jeslek]

um yes, well, just push it down straight to extend it, take a piece of rope from the tip to the base, and measure the rope, cuz some people are curved. base = where it reaches the scrotum, hence don't add that extra bit

 

[Djcake]

@ Djcake

how many kids do you have?

LL - you can really be a sick bastard sometimes

3

 

[Gato_Solo]

I'm negro. 'nuff said.

 

[Shadowfax]

I'm negro. 'nuff said.

 

[Jeslek]

I'm negro. 'nuff said.

don't see a second 8.1+ vote there....