Message from God

[charlezgrant]

I have received a message from God.

The Almighty says, “Sex is good, have plenty.”

The Almighty also says, “Violence is bad. Stop that right now.”

URL http://www.tbns.net/dejesus/realrel.html

 

[Luis G]

If only the almighty would send some sex my way ...

 

[Gato_Solo]

If only the almighty would send some sex my way ...

I thought you were atheist...which would explain your lack of sex.

 

[Starya]

I have received a message from God.

The Almighty says, “Sex is good, have plenty.”

The Almighty also says, “Violence is bad. Stop that right now.”

Hm, at least I have one out of two covered.

 

[Gato_Solo]

I'm not even going to go there...

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

I have received a message from God.

The Almighty says, “Sex is good, have plenty.”

The Almighty also says, “Violence is bad. Stop that right now.”

URL http://www.tbns.net/dejesus/realrel.html

What art thou talking about, Willis?

 

[chcr]

I thought you were atheist...which would explain your lack of sex.

I'm getting all I need.

 

[Gato_Solo]

I'm getting all I need.

Evidently not. Heathen.

 

[chcr]

Evidently not. Heathen.

Thank you. I think I prefer "infidel" though.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Thank you. I think I prefer "infidel" though.

Sorry. I don't speak Arabic.

 

[Winky]

But it would be a plus
considering where you're headed?

 

[Gato_Solo]

But it would be a plus
considering where you're headed?

Akridge!

 

[Gato_Solo]

Yestacuth!

 

[MrBishop]

Gehzunteicht!