My bar tab is $710

JJR512 said:
$400...
Click to expand...

Since the issue of chemical/substance/liquid assistance has come up, I'd like to add that mine was without any help whatsoever. Not that I avoid alcohol (although I have a 100% lifetime record of avoiding illegal substances), but it didn't contribute to anything in my $400. Just for the record. :)
 
$685ish.

There's a couple weird ones like "Said you love someone but didn't mean it" where I think I most likely did but can't remember a specific instance so I didn't count it.
 
If I went to work still high from the night before does that count as showing up to work drunk? If so my tab is $495, if not $445.
Good thing it's not $5 for everytime one has jerked off, or my tab would be really high.
 
POStech said:
If I went to work still high from the night before does that count as showing up to work drunk? If so my tab is $495, if not $445.
Good thing it's not $5 for everytime one has jerked off, or my tab would be really high.
Click to expand...

Fists of Fury huh? :rofl3: :smoke4:
 
Gonz said:
Karen Carpenter would still be alive if she took her skinny ass to McDonalds & had a few 550 calorie BigMacs. Nasty skinny wench. Maybe she & Mama Cass should have shared diet tips.
Click to expand...

"if mama cass had just given karen carpenter that ham sandwich, they both would have lived"
 
$840
Ummmm... you don't add up EACH TIME you did something right? Just add it up one time if you have ever done that thing. Yes?
 
Yeah, otherwise prof would be so deep in debt from the masturbation one alone that he'd have to win the Powerball Lottery just to make a dent in it.
 
Inkara1 said:
Yeah, otherwise prof would be so deep in debt from the masturbation one alone that he'd have to win the Powerball Lottery just to make a dent in it.
Click to expand...


At least I wouldn't be looking for federal bailout money like some folks here.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top