NEVER, EVER shave DRY!

unclehobart · Jan 16, 2003

real life or the joke?

Spirit · Jan 16, 2003

unclehobart · Jan 16, 2003

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow poet, author

...also loose slang for man meat.

Spirit · Jan 16, 2003

OOOHHH!!!!

man meat... :rofl3:

Ardsgaine · Jan 16, 2003

Spirit said:
Aunty Em said:

Must be the shaving foam....

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Yeah.. that's it

Shampoo stains.

Aunty Em · Jan 17, 2003

unclehobart said:
...also loose slang for man meat.

Oh - The 3 inch thing men have hanging between their legs that is 6 inches when erect but they like to boast is actually 8 inches. :lol:

tommyj27 · Jan 17, 2003

mine's actually 12" :banana2:

tommyj27 · Jan 17, 2003

around...

Altron · Jan 17, 2003

Mines 19", give or take 1' or so... :headbang:

Gato_Solo · Jan 17, 2003

Mine's only one inch....FROM THE FLOOR.

tommyj27 · Jan 17, 2003

have we been through this before? i seem to remember squiggy (or someone) being an inch from the knee but also being a midget

Gato_Solo · Jan 17, 2003

Too late, tommyj. I'm already known to be 5'8".

tommyj27 · Jan 17, 2003

unclehobart · Jan 17, 2003

Is that a stick or are you just happy to see me?

Squiggy · Jan 17, 2003

/me is no midget....He just wishes he was....

tommyj27 · Jan 17, 2003

just happy to see you

unclehobart · Jan 17, 2003

I was hoping it was the stick... now I have to hurt you.

Gato_Solo · Jan 17, 2003

tommyj27 · Jan 17, 2003

*pokeunc*

unclehobart · Jan 17, 2003

you better have candy and flowers is all I can say...

*reaches for a rusty torx screwdriver