Nixy... or Uki?

[abooja]

Only in my dreams. Or maybe I'd look like that if you weren't wearing your glasses.

 

[Winky]

come to think of it, I do take my glasses off before sex
so its all good

 

[abooja]

come to think of it, I do take my glasses off before sex
so its all good

Really? My b/f puts his on.

 

[Inkara1]

Well, that's better than missing the target because he can't see... although you'd think he'd be able to feel his way around.

 

[Winky]

ha Ha HA!
now that's funny, er sad

I'm not sure which?!?

 

[BeardofPants]

As long as there's no painful proddin' of sensitive bits, it's all good.

 

[Gonz]

"wassa matter? It's a hole"

 

[BeardofPants]

*bangs head

 

[Gonz]

*bangs head

bangs back with more intensity....mmmm, feels good

 

[BeardofPants]

Now, this may not be the most original thing that I could say, but... perve.

 

[abooja]

Well, that's better than missing the target because he can't see... although you'd think he'd be able to feel his way around.

Actually, it's so that he can better see what I'm doing to him.

 

[paul_valaru]

I sat on a scanner and scanned my rear end (panties) about 2 1/2 years ago. I was about 10 lbs heavier. I emailed it too. I have no shame.

and yet you won't share with the rest of us.

 

[paul_valaru]

Fuck... I used up the whole can of Lysol Air Freshener and I still can't remove the smell of bullshit from that post.

dude, to get the bullshit out of that post you will need a hazmat team.

 

[BeardofPants]

Fuck the hazmat, only the nuking of the whole friggin' planet will suffice.