Now That I Am 30 Years Old..

Wow..

I'm really desperate.
I just tried to add myself to my own buddy list.
And it would'nt even let me!

I've passed my prime.
 
Hmmm - well, you are thirty now after all......but wait - that means you are only reaching your prime now.....so what the hell is your excuse?
 
AlphaTroll said:
Hmmm - well, you are thirty now after all......but wait - that means you are only reaching your prime now.....so what the hell is your excuse?
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apparently men are at their prime in the late teens...women in their 30's...this is not so fair.....
 
I'm a slacker.
A back packer.
A lazy mother facker.

Sorry, I have the groove for rhyming in my blood.
Every once in awhile I burst out into a lyrical gomez type thing.
 
Gato_Solo said:
Crumbsnatchers... The lot of ya. You kids wouldn't know old until it bites you in the nether regions. :D
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Funny, I though some of that being nibbled in the nether regions was helping to keep me young (until I saw myself in a mirror).

BTW, Hoon, kid. Where in upstate New York are you from. I grew up upstate.

apparently men are at their prime in the late teens...women in their 30's...this is not so fair.....
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You'd have to ask the thirty-two year old woman I was dating when I was eighteen. It didn't seem to bother her much.
 
chcr said:
You'd have to ask the thirty-two year old woman I was dating when I was eighteen. It didn't seem to bother her much.
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that is just so wrong,












taking advantage of her like that
 
paul_valaru said:
that is just so wrong,












taking advantage of her like that
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I used to have this, um, weakness. My first experience was eleven years older than I. :blush:
 
chcr said:
I used to have this, um, weakness. My first experience was eleven years older than I. :blush:
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me too, at 15 I slept with a 42 year old, later on still 15 dated a 25 year old, 16 I dated a 27 year old, most where very pissed when they found out my true age
 
Well, when I was 15, I ... er...

when I was 17 I had this hot ... umm..

when I was ... er... dammit

I'm not sure I've ever had it.
 
I've been the older woman for a boy. He was a 17 year old virgin & I was 24....worked out well after he shot his load prematurely for the second time. He finally came right though :D
 
AlphaTroll said:
I've been the older woman for a boy. He was a 17 year old virgin & I was 24....worked out well after he shot his load prematurely for the second time. He finally came right though :D
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i had one of them...but he was a natural :D
and i was not much older....just wiser.....
 
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