Off I go to the dentist

[Gato_Solo]

As long as they're in the front...

 

[Scanty]

Actually, they're sticking out of my nose...

That's normal, isn't it???

 

[Gato_Solo]

Unless your nose is out back...You could sneeze and break your neek...

 

[Shadowfax]

 

[Scanty]

Yuh...that's what I was thinking

 

[Shadowfax]

That's why I posted it....


I must get a life

 

[Stop Laughing]

I want to know who's dentist drives the worst car. Mine's got a Lexus, but he didn't get the money for it from my visits, two bonded teeth and one cavity are the only blemishes on my dental record. See?

 

[Scanty]

My dentist is a lesbian.

 

[PT]

My dentist is a lesbian.

Did she make a pass at you while you were under the gas?

 

[Scanty]

Well, I don't think so.

But you never know...

 

[PT]

Then how do you know she's a lesbian? Smell fish on her breath?

 

[Gato_Solo]

When one sneezes, the head snaps forward because, presumable, the nose is in front. If the head snaps backwards...*

*If you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny...[/siz]

 

[Scanty]

Then how do you know she's a lesbian? Smell fish on her breath?

Actually, you disgusting man D), she used to be in a relationship with my other dentist. They were both lesbians and ran the same dentist place. No joke, ask IPH.
Plus they used to live on our road.

...bleh, again.

 

[PT]

Hmmm, don't think I'd go to a gay dentist, a lesbian would be ok, just not a gay guy.

 

[Shadowfax]

My dentist is a lesbian.

Name, address? Friends?

Oh, single?