Official Theme Song of OTC

In the end it comes down to your thinking
And there's really nobody to blame
When it feels like your ship is sinking
And you're too tired to play the game
 
Time for a new song. I suggest the following...

Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah!
I am Sir Nose D`Voidoffunk
I can`t swim
I never could swim
I never will swim
Oh, put me down!
Let go my leg! (Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah!)
I told ya...will you shut up!...I told ya I can`t swim! Ha hOwww no!

Put me down, I hate water, ho

(Hah -ah hah -ah hah -ahhh)

Will you shut up!

(Aqua boogie baby) Never learned to swim,
(underwater boogie baby)
Can`t catch the rhythm of the stroke
(Aqua boogie baby) Why should I hold my breath,
(underwater boogie baby)
Feelin` that I might choke (Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah!)

(Aqua boogie baby)
Things ya blow through, because of things ya swim through
(Underwater boogie baby)
Why hold your nose to spite your face (Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah!)
(Aqua boogie baby)
With the rhythm that makes you dance to what we have to live through
(Underwater boogie baby)
You can dance underwater and not get wet, OH!!!

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
(Put me down, let go my leg OH!)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
Psychoalphadiscobetabiohumanyouloop

I hate water, let me go, put me down! Hah-ho
You`re all wet!

(I`m at the boogie baby) Never mean to drown
(I`m Underwater boogie baby) Can`t comprehend all the strokes
(I`m at the boogie baby) Why should I hold my breath?
(Underwater boogie baby) (he`s deep) Feelin` that I might choke! Oh!

(Aquaboogie baby) There`s a magic rhythm one with the a real drum (?)
(Underwater boogie baby) Why blow your nose to spite your face
(Aquaboogie baby)
With the rhythm it takes to dance to what we have to live through
(Underwater boogie baby) You can dance underwater and not get wet.

Boogie with who? (Boogie-boogie with me!)

I am the Nose (Ha-ah, hah-ah, ha-ah)
I don`t swim
I don`t dance (Ha-ah, hah-ah, ha-ah)
I don`t swim or dance (Biohumanyouloop)
I`m too cool to swim, or dance
I`m ------?------- (Underwater boogie baby, underwater boogie baba!)
(Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah!)

(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop)
I don`t even sweat (Psychoalphadiscobetabiohumanyouloop)
(Underwater boogie baby, underwater boogie baba!)
I`m cool

(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop, Psychoalpha......)
Go head wit `cho funk!
(Underwater boogie baby)
Put me down
Turn me loose!

Ahh, let go my leg, I hate water! (ya-ha!)

Oh, leave me alone

You`re crazy!
(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop)
Ohhh.....hah ... stop it!

Oh there you go again,
Oh it feels good, oh it feels good!
Oh it feels good
I am the Nose, leave me alone

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops
The motion picture`s underwater, starring most of you-loops

(Uh!) Never learned to swim
(OH!) Can`t comprehend all the strokes
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
(Underwater boogie baby! Yeaah Ho!)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops (Underwater boogie baby!)
A motion picture underwater starring most of you-loops
(Yeah ho, ha ha get on down)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops (I am the Nose!)
A motion picture underwater starring most of you loops
( ----?----- fool baby!)

(Hit me!)

Bioaquadooloop (Ah ho! Ha ha, get down!)

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops
A motion picture underwater starring most of you-loops

Ha-ah Ha-ah Ha-ah! (x6)
 
I think I'd nominate this:

Rob Zombie said:
"Never Gonna Stop"

use my body to keep you alive)
yeah
my durango, number 95
take me to the home kick
boots and ultra live
see heaven flash a horrorshow
knock it nice and smooth
step back and watch it flow. yeah!

never gonna stop me
never gonna stop
never gonna stop me
never gonna stop
never gonna stop me
never gonna stop
never gonna stop me
never gonna stop

yeah!
the devil, ride a dinosaur
he paint the monster red
so the blood don't
stain the floor!
in and out
real savage show
sorry as a shot
came sickness
watch it flow. yeah!!!

never gonna stop me
never gonna stop
never gonna stop me
never gonna stop
never gonna stop me
never gonna stop
never gonna stop me
never gonna stop

Scream if you want it
Cause I want more
Scream if you want it
Cause I want more

yeah
my durango, number 95
take me to the home kick
boots and ultra live
see heaven flash a horrorshow
knock it nice and smooth
step back and watch it flow. yeah!

never gonna stop me
never gonna stop
never gonna stop me
never gonna stop
never gonna stop me
never gonna stop
never gonna stop me
never gonna stop

Scream if you want it
Cause I want more
Scream if you want it
Cause I want more
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Nobody knows off-topic like that guy when he writes lyrics....

Oh and on the subject of Canadians (denzens of Canadia?):

The Dayglo Abortions said:
"Proud To Be Canadian"

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another beer
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i take a piss

Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose
His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger
The only reason we live in fucking igloos
Is our government makes a living licking shit holes

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another welfare check
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i go out and ca$h it

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another eskimo
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i **** her up the *** hole
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OK I take offence to that, that's very disrespectful to all Canadians and very untrue.
 
I should clarify, of course we have people on welfare...but so does the states...and the majorty of Canadians (the hard working people of this country) detest the people who abuse the system, the same as the people in the states do.
 
Nixy said:
I should clarify, of course we have people on welfare...but so does the states...and the majorty of Canadians (the hard working people of this country) detest the people who abuse the system, the same as the people in the states do.
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It's the same the world over Nixy. We all hate the spongers 'cos those of us who are genuine get tarred wth the same brush.
 
I vote Talking Heads -- We're on the Road to Nowhere. (or alternatively Life During Wartime)
 
Hey. I'm trying to re-introduce the world to funk music. OTC is the perfect place to do it. Don't make me start quoting Bootsy Collins, Rick James, or James Brown up in here...*handonhip

Parliament Funkadelic said:
Tear the roof off, we're gonna tear the roof off the mother, sucker
Tear the roof off the sucker
(x4)

You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going round
(x2)

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
(x2)

La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!
(x2)

You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going round
(x2)

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
(x2)

La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!
(x2)

We're gonna turn this mother out (x2)

You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going round
(x4)

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd &
3rd})
We gotta have that funk
(x7)

Ow, we want the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out)
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out)
We gotta have that funk
(x2)

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd &
3rd})
We gotta have that funk
(x2)

We want the funk
Give up the funk
We need the funk
We gotta have that funk
(x3)

La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!
(x2)

You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down (x2)
There's a whole lot of rhythm going down
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going down

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd &
3rd})
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