Oh Leslie.....

That all depends upon how bad the porn is.

Theres bad porn... and then theres very bad porn ... oh yes.. hurt me, baby! :spank: :bgpile:

To be told that one is worthy of being the crown jewel of a monstrous porn collection by someone as seedy as myself is a higher honor than the Nobel Prize ever was.
 
unclehobart said:
Please don't. My health insurance won't cover it.

*takes blood pressure*
*goes to confession*
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Mine will, I've got better coverage. Go ahead.
 
Bending over may be not so good for your back Leslie...may I reccomend standing on your tippy-toes, sticking out your chest, arching your back and pouting.

Of course, we'll have to have photographic evidence that you're doing it right. Can't let you injure yourself without us having a chance to correct you.

Ps. Wear as little as possible..umh...so we can properly see your stance..umh...yeah, thats it! Your...umh...stance. ;)
 
MrBishop said:
Bending over may be not so good for your back Leslie...may I reccomend standing on your tippy-toes, sticking out your chest, arching your back and pouting.

Of course, we'll have to have photographic evidence that you're doing it right. Can't let you injure yourself without us having a chance to correct you.

Ps. Wear as little as possible..umh...so we can properly see your stance..umh...yeah, thats it! Your...umh...stance. ;)
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and next week bish will show us his forearm with the muscle strain
 
i'd rather see a picture of his butt....where's all the beefcake shots anyway? not that leslie isn't nice to look at :D
 
What the heck... turnabout is fair play. Rate this ass... Hit it ( ) Hate it ( ) I'm a guy... get that the hell away from me ( )
 
aww hell. i'd hit it. ;) there's some fine curvage in that ass, Unc. Fine curvage. and the legs don't look so bad, either.
 
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