Aunty Em said:
"OTC: Sanity in neutral, PC in overdrive..."
Ok. These are my last few because, frankly, I'm out of ideas.
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Off Topic Central: It's where you ought to be.
Off Topic Central: Any topics. All off.
OTC: The only place you can get off topic on purpose.
OTC: Getting off topic is expected.
OTC: Shirt piqued your interest? Check us out.
Off Topic Central: An internet community for you.
(front) OTC: We had a slogan contest.
(back) <rejected slogans>
OTC: Check US out before YOU check out.
OTC: Best spam you ever had.
OTC: Off topic is the norm. On topic is KUH-RAZY!
OTC:
On
Top
Celebrity?
Orbital
Tang
Cannon?
Oblivious
Tongue
Chatter?
Off
Topic
Central!
OTC: Friends who can't hold your hair when you puke.
OTC: Make some friends.
OTC: Online friends are just as valuable.
OTC: A fine line between sanity and pizza.
OTC: You've read the shirt. Now see the site.
OTC: All your friends are waiting for you.
Who needs porn when you have OTC?
OTC: Freedom to rant.
OTC: It's free. What are you waiting for?
Enjoy the finer things in life. Then enjoy OTC.
OTC: Intellectual orgy.
OTC: Talk to the world.
When you need someone to laugh at.
We're weirdos. No problem if you are, too.
Go ahead and rant.
Go here. Rant. Buy cool stuff.
or
Go here. Rant. Buy a T-shirt.
Diverse people. Diverse opinions.
It's just like school, except no teachers.
It's just like work, except no bosses.
Rant. Lie. Argue. Praise. Laugh... Discuss.
OTC: Discuss or Disgust? Find out.
Today's topic: You.
OTC: Insomnia's best friend.
OTC:
Lunatic Lounge. Need we say more?
OTC: Your hub to life on the net.
The best BBS this side of the Milky Way.
Want a shirt like this? Off Topic Central!
It's like watching life pass you by.
Have computer. Will type.
It doesn't matter how fast you type. Only WHAT you type.
OTC: Boredom's worst enemy.
Eat. Work. Play. OTC.
A support group AND backstabbing prima donnas.
It's all about karma.
We're fresh out of sane.
For those who give a damn. And those who don't.
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