Buttcrackdivine said:
"who needs sex when you have OTC"
That was the slogan I had for JJR's site a few years back. "Who needs sex when there's JJR512.com?"
It actually worked, too... I forget who it was that came to the site specifically because of that slogan in my HWC signature, but someone did. Then JJR changed his signature to say, "JJR512.com: it's better than sex!" and he got in trouble for it.
Here are some of my ideas:
Off Topic Central: Look, maw! No swear filter!
Someone posted at Off Topic Central and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
Off Topic Central: The other white meat
Off Topic Central: It's like illicit drugs with a shorter prison term
(in extremely small print)
Nosy little fucker, aren't you? otcentral.com
Off Topic Central helped me lose my virginity. Can I have yours?
Is that a fence post in your pocket, or are you just really happy to see Off Topic Central?
Off Topic Central will take you to the ends of sanity and back... but they won't take American Express.