Play GOD for two minutes

[CydCharisse]

We have the ability to fly so there would be no need for automobiles

 

[IDLEchild]

10 inches long for every man.....nuff said.

 

[Inkara1]

But then you'd need to modify the womenfolk so that you could stick one of those 10-inchers in without it trying to bore a big hole in the cervix.

 

[IDLEchild]

But then you'd need to modify the womenfolk so that you could stick one of those 10-inchers in without it trying to bore a big hole in the cervix.

It's mainly to end nagging and jokes and complaints from womenfolk. For those women who are less fortunate with their lovers yet still remain faithful and hopeful despite bleak outlooks on the bed frontier.

 

[CydCharisse]

BCD is right... the "it's not the size that counts, but how you use it" cliche is pure BS.....size does matter...but 10 inches is a wee big...

 

[PrincessLissa]

humans would use their collective intelligence for good and not for the destruction of our home and its other creatures.

This is my answer too. I cheated. No really, I thought of pretty much the same thing. I would also take away the need for hatred and acting out such hatred in harmful ways.

 

[Dave]

I'd prevent the evolution of man. Was that the biggest mistake ever or what?

what she said....

 

[Sharky]

I would love to have it where animals were able to talk (though after a few days I might wish I hadn't).

The sheep is a LIAR

 

[BeardofPants]

In my world anyone who says "I could care less" when they mean "I couldn't care less" would become permanently mute.

Ahahaha! DIE JD DIE!!

 

[Oz]

Ahahaha! DIE JD DIE!!

hehehe

Do I get another chance of playing God? (of course yer do.......yer omniwotsitsface)

For my second act of interfering with reality I would like .......

......... a banishment of periods for the fairer sex......and an elimination of erections first thing in the morning for the more masculine of the race (well, an elimination until we have been for that first pee anway).

Oz
Omnipotent

 

[Inkara1]

I'd like to modify the "banishment of periods" thing. See, the period serves a very useful purpose, which is clearing the uterus of extra lining that was built up for a potential pregnancy but wasn't needed. If that stuff stays in too long, it could eventually lead to trouble.

So, here's what I would do. I would cut the period from five-ish days to one. I would also cut out the cramps, PMS, etc. that goes along with it. I would just add a slightly uneasy feeling 24 hours before it starts, so the girl knows when to get the pads or tampons ready. It wouldn't hurt or be too hard to live with, but you would know it was there.

I might seem to have alturistic intentions... but it's really pragmatism. If she doesn't have the problems associated with a period, think of how much smoother men's lives would go. But if there were still a period, then we'd still know she's not pregnant.

 

[Oz]

I'd like to modify the "banishment of periods" thing. See, the period serves a very useful purpose, which is clearing the uterus of extra lining that was built up for a potential pregnancy but wasn't needed. If that stuff stays in too long, it could eventually lead to trouble.

Of course......but if I were God there would be no "trouble"........would replace the old flush of the blush with an unfortunate sneeze to blow it out

 

[Cirdan]

First. Generate a complete aset of documentation for creation so that nobody could quibble over "How?" and "Why?".

Second. Forget the whole "apple" incident, let everyone stay in the garden of eden, completely naked, of course.

In the more rational version, I change nothing, because when the two minutes are over I'm just going to have to deal with a bunch of unintended consequences; the product of my "editing".

 

[tonksy]

First. Generate a complete aset of documentation for creation so that nobody could quibble over "How?" and "Why?".

Second. Forget the whole "apple" incident, let everyone stay in the garden of eden, completely naked, of course.

In the more rational version, I change nothing, because when the two minutes are over I'm just going to have to deal with a bunch of unintended consequences; the product of my "editing".

i like this guy.

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

Ahahaha! DIE JD DIE!!

of course, in my world, if JD weren't dead, he'd be not only mute, but banned from all internet access!

 

[Oz]

of course, in my world, if JD weren't dead, he'd be not only mute, but banned from all internet access!

I'm workin' on it......gimme time

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

Play GOD for two minutes

Let's not and say you did.

 

[Cirdan]

i like this guy.

back at ya, Tonks (love that hair thingy you do, btw)

I think I'm going to like it here.

 

[fury]

I'd probably prevent the evolution of emotion. Emotions do funny things to people. They make people do strange things like killing and hurting people and making people sad. So, no more emotions.