Prof - jsut in case you get bored...

[MrBishop]

....of using "MUFF DIVE" over and over again

Euphemisms for oral pleasures.

FELLATIO

B.J.
Blow
Blow Job
Blow the Whistle
Bone-Lipper
Chew It
Cop a Doodle
Cop a Stem
Drop on It
Eat Dick
Fluting
French Job
French Way
Get a Facial
Give Face
Give Head
Give Pearls
Gobble
Gobble the Goop
Go Down
Go Down for a Whomp
Go Down On
Gum a Root
Gunch
Head Job
Hum a Tune
Hum Job
Hummer
Inhale the Oyster
Knob Job
Lay Some Lip
Mouth Fuck
Munch
Open Wide for Chunky
Pipe Job
Piston Job
Play a Tune
Polish the Chrome
Polish the Knob
Serve Head
Slob the Knob
Smoke a Dick
Smoke the White Owl
Suck a Bondini
Suck Dick
Suck Off
Suck the Sugar-Stick
Sucky-Fucky
Swallow a Sword
Swing on It
Tongue Job
Worship At the Altar
Wring It Dry


CUNNILINGUS

Barking At the Ape
Bird-Washing
Blow Job
Box Lunch
Canyon Yodeling
Cuntino Filet with White Sauce
Cunt Lapping
Dive a Muff
Eating At the "Y"
Eating Pussy
Eating Out
Egg McMuff
Face Job
French Job
French Tricks
Furburger
Give Face
Give Head
Go Down On
Go South
Go Under the House
Hair Pie
Head Job
Larking
Lickety Split
Moustache Ride
Muff Barking
Muff Dive
Mumbling in the Moss
Pearl Diving
Playing in the Sandbox
Sea Food Dinner
Shrimping
Sit on One's Face
Skull Fuck
Skull Job
Smokin' the Fur
Sneeze in the Basket
Sneeze in the Cabbage
Talking To the Boat People
Talking the Canoe Driver
Telephone the Stomach
Tongue-Fuck
Tuna Taco
Whistle in the Dark
Whistling in the Weeds
Yodeling in the Gully

MUTUAL ORAL SEX

Dinner Beneath the Bridge
Double Header
Flip Flop
Head Over Heels in Love
Loop-De-Loop
Play Hoop Snake
P's & Q's
Sea Food Mutual
Sixty-Nine

 

[Professur]

I'd rather kiss than tell. Euphemisms are for braggards. MUFFDIVE!!! is for lovers.


Would you tell a Kamakazi Nip about to crash his Zero into the deck of an american carrier that BANZAI!!! was over used and needed freshening up? Perhaps the Thing needs to give up saying "It's Clobbering time"?

You just don't mess with the classics.

 

[Inkara1]

Bish, you forgot "bob his knob"

 

[highwayman]

He also overlooked helmut...

 

[simplyred]

and you forgot the chicken head....

 

[MrBishop]

Red? Umh...you've been doing what to the chicken?

 

[MrBishop]

Q - What's the difference between a rooster and a ho ?


A : The rooster says Cockadoodle doo and the ho says "Any cock'll do

 

[Slim Pickens]

cock-a-doodle-doo vs. any cock'll do

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I prefer a 75 over a 69.

 

[Luis G]

I'll bite............what's a 75?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

69 with a six pack.