Rate yourself... D&D style

Okay. I want you to know that I'm doing this under protest. I am not/i] a second-edition character. Everyone knows that second-edition is inferior to d20.

Ardsgaine (LG dwarven male C10 of Oghma)

ATTRIBUTES:
Str 10
Dex 11
Con 12
Int 16
Wis 18
Cha 8

MAGIC ITEMS:
Mace of Blinding, Shield of Truth, Cloak of Respectability +1, 9mm S&W +2, Boots of Striding and a Rod of Pleasure.

SPELLS:
First Level - Analyze Bullshit, Bless Out, Cause Fear, Command Child, Cure Boo-Boos (x2)
Second Level - Bark Shins, Cause Moderate Wounds, Deflect Charm, Dust Devil, Hold Person, Silence, 15-ft radius.
Third Level - Bestow Curse, Dictate, Feign Death, Summon Animal Spirits
Fourth Level - Babble, Detect Lie, Omniscient Eye, Unfailing Endurance
Fifth Level - Atonement, Commune With Nature
 
Ardsgaine said:
MAGIC ITEMS:
Mace of Blinding, Shield of Truth, Cloak of Respectability +1, 9mm S&W +2, Boots of Striding and a Rod of Pleasure.

SPELLS:
First Level - Analyze Bullshit, Bless Out, Cause Fear, Command Child, Cure Boo-Boos (x2)
Second Level - Bark Shins, Cause Moderate Wounds, Deflect Charm, Dust Devil, Hold Person, Silence, 15-ft radius.
Third Level - Bestow Curse, Dictate, Feign Death, Summon Animal Spirits
Fourth Level - Babble, Detect Lie, Omniscient Eye, Unfailing Endurance
Fifth Level - Atonement, Commune With Nature
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OMG, that is RICH.

:rofl:
 
Ardsgaine said:
SPELLS:
First Level - Analyze Bullshit, Bless Out, Cause Fear, Command Child, Cure Boo-Boos (x2)
Second Level - Bark Shins, Cause Moderate Wounds, Deflect Charm, Dust Devil, Hold Person, Silence, 15-ft radius.
Third Level - Bestow Curse, Dictate, Feign Death, Summon Animal Spirits
Fourth Level - Babble, Detect Lie, Omniscient Eye, Unfailing Endurance
Fifth Level - Atonement, Commune With Nature
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:lol: C+P :D Niiiiiiice !! :)
 
Im an 11th level Chaotic Neutral Wizard

Cantrips-scrub toilet, ignore dust, lose checkbook, sit, summon potato chips.
1st lvl- break shoelaces, ignore dishes, empowered rake leaves, summon lvl 1 witty comment, wash truck.
2nd lvl- make 3 course meal, write email, babysit, summon lvl 2 witty comment, curse, sleep
3rd level- corrupt BIOS, extend endurance, stinking cloud, pay bills, summon remote control
4th lvl- detect lie, lycanthtopy, night vision, summon lvl 3 witty comment
5th lvl- dismiss target, brit speak
 
unclehobart said:
Cantrips-scrub toilet, ignore dust, lose checkbook, sit, summon potato chips.
1st lvl- break shoelaces, ignore dishes, empowered rake leaves, summon lvl 1 witty comment, wash truck.
2nd lvl- make 3 course meal, write email, babysit, summon lvl 2 witty comment, curse, sleep
3rd level- corrupt BIOS, extend endurance, stinking cloud, pay bills, summon remote control
4th lvl- detect lie, lycanthtopy, night vision, summon lvl 3 witty comment
5th lvl- dismiss target, brit speak
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*nearly chokes on Tea with laughing* :rofl: :lol: :D
 
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FIT = 20
 
str: 15 (stronger than most women that I know)
dex: 8 (not that agile anymore)
con: 12 (good for my age)
int: 16
wis: 16 (plenty of experience)
cha: 8 (don't consider myself particularly)
 
Str - 15 (I look skinny, but I'm the strongest of my friends)
Con - 8 (sickness is my middle name)
Dex - 15 (I'm pretty agile for my size)
Int - 13 (Good at logic fair at other things)
Wis - 9 (Don't know how to turn my life for best)
Cha - 15 (Everyone likes me :) )
 
Professur said:
Asg, dwarves can't be mages.
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You twalkin' ta me?

C10 = 10th level Cleric. I figured Cleric was the closest approximation to stay-at-home-dad/unemployed philosopher.

:)
 
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