Roses are red

[staffrodore]

Violets are blue,
I'm nice and pretty
Wtf happened to you?

 

[Raven]

This is one of my favourite shut up quotes:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Enough stupid poetry
Shut the fuck up.

 

[ClaireBear]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When brains were given out
Were you in the queue?

 

[freako104]

roses are red
violets are blue
I cant think of a rhyme
so now Ill kill you

 

[Stop Laughing]

roses are red
violets are blue
for those lines alone
payments are due

 

[staffrodore]

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
By the time I'm thru
They'll need dental records to identify you.

 

[MrBishop]

Roses are red,
violets are blue
smile and I'll give you
what I tuck in my shoe

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My shotgun is loaded
And my aim is true.

 

[freako104]

Roses are red
violets are blue
you have 3 holes
Ill put it in you

 

[BeardofPants]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Now gimme your pants
Afore I beat you black an' blue!

 

[IDLEchild]

Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
Violets are Violet motherfucker
geez!!!

 

[tank girl]

Roses are red
violets are blue
oh how I wish
I weren't blue too

 

[tank girl]

Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
Violets are Violet motherfucker
geez!!!

 

[K62]

Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
Violets are Violet motherfucker
geez!!!

hahah I do have to say, that one made me smile.

 

[MrBishop]

My roses are dead
my violets are too
enough of bad poetry
or you'll be dead too

 

[unclehobart]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck you
and the horse you rode in on too.

 

[Inkara1]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You looks like a monkey
and you smell like one too.

 

[staffrodore]

roses are blue
violets are red
those are the odds
of me getting head

 

[staffrodore]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am really bored
Obviously you are too.

 

[Inkara1]

A good one, from FoxTrot:

Roses are red
With stems of green
Your breath smells bad
Use more Listerine