ruined songs?

[chcr]

i don't remember what that is......exactly.....oooh....you are making me think.....

I can smell the smoke.

 

[tonksy]

I can smell the smoke.

dude...remember how old i was when these shows were aired? i was still learning to multiply...cut me a break

 

[unclehobart]

Danny DeVitos character was always my fav. He was a hilarious little weasel.

 

[tonksy]

Danny DeVitos character was always my fav. He was a hilarious little weasel.

louie depalma? utter sleaze....funny as hell

 

[Sharky]

Bad Moon Rising

Creedence Clearwater Revival

I see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightning.
I see bad times today.

[Chorus:]
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bathroom on the right.

I hear hurricanes ablowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.

[Chorus]

All right!

Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.

[Chorus]

 

[Inkara1]

I remember in 8th grade, my class took a trip to the beach... well, someone there had a radio, with "Jet Airliner" playing... my friends and I wer esinging "Bingo Jed left the light on." It somehow morphed into, "Bingo Jed left the particle accelerator on, the electric bill blew me away."

 

[Hoon]

I will never hear that EJ song without hearing "Tony Danza" now.
CLASSIC, Tonks!..LoL

 

[MrBishop]

My favs are:

CCR's "There's a bathroom on the right"

and thanks to my mother

Aerosmith's "Do just like a lady! "

 

[tonksy]

here is a favorite misheard lyric, the real way goes:

I bought a novel, some perfume
A fortune all for you
But it’s not my conscience
That hates to be untrue
I asked of my reflection
Tell me what is there to do

but i never hear the word novel....sounds more like knobber to me...you know, like a blow job? that's what i always thought he was talking about...i am so base.

 

[greenfreak]

my knuckleheaded friends sang, and always very loudly, "hold me closer, tony danza"....

That was on a Friends episode, Joey thought that was what the real words were.

I have a few. Mostly because of this guy I knew who liked to change the words of the songs on purpose. Sung to the tune of "Yesterday" by the Beatles:

Leprosy.
All my skin is falling off of me.
I'm not half the man I used to be.

Syphillis.
It just started with a simple kiss.
Now it hurts just to take a piss.

Then there was "Strangers in the niiiiiiight... exchanging rubbers.... this one is too tiiiiiiight.... may I have another?"

 

[Nixy]

wrapped like a deuche
another runner in the night

What song is that really?

 

[tonksy]

What song is that really?

blinded by the light? i think that's the title....if i'm wrong i'm sure i'll be corrected

 

[chcr]

blinded by the light? i think that's the title....if i'm wrong i'm sure i'll be corrected

Yep, made that Springsteen guy a couple of bucks.

 

[tonksy]

Yep, made that Springsteen guy a couple of bucks.

springstein? no.......really? seriously.

 

[chcr]

Who else would have written:
"Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground"

You're probably thinking of Mannfred Mann's version. What he really sings is "revved up like a deuce." Springsteen" original says "cut loose like a deuce." Everyone know more about it than the wanted to now?

My mom asked me once why Crosby, Stills and Nash never really said anything about sweet Judy and her blue eyes in the song.

 

[CydCharisse]

I used to adore "The Beat Goes One", "(I can get no) Satisfaction" and "I love rock 'n' roll" until I heard Britney Spears sing them