Sagely advice

Professur

Professur

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We've all heard those old saying that grandma used to beat us over the head with. A penny saved is a penny earned. Do unto others ...


I wanna hear your favorites. Even modern versions. If you can't think of any, get off the internet and call your grandmother. She'll have a few. And you really should



Respect your Elders.
 
Fine as Frogs Hair.

* Not sure if that counts, but it's my favorite.
 
I was never told much by my own clan ... but I'll borrow the one HomeLANs dad:

Stay in school. Don't be stupid. Cover your ass.
 
don't cry over spilled milk

find a penny, pick it up, all that day you'll have good luck

you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
 
Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. Think of the capacity to learn! The freshness, the temperament, the will of a baby a few months old.
 
little pitchers have big ears

a fool and his money are soon parted

don't put your eggs in one basket
 
Regarding relationships:

"A hand in the wallet is worth two in the bush." :p



I don't agree with that at all, btw...
 
My Dad just used to tell us not to put our elbows on the table.

As bad as it may be, it can always be worse.

(I can't call any grandparents, they're all dead) :shrug:
 
GF, don't come that crap with me. You haven't even tried the ouiji board, or a seance.

Get a hold of a medium, for gosh's sake. I'd set you up withthe midget I use, but she's on the run from the law. She's a small medium at large.
 
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