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[tommyj27]

\/ Just cleaned up with a t-shirt he'll decide is "clean enough to wear" tomorrow.

hahaha, that's the story of my life right now. i'm not going through clean clothes fast enough, so right now they won't all even fit in the dresser

\/ spends wednesday nights in front of the tube with a bag of cheetos.

 

[BigDadday]

Close but not complete. I have Fritos and listen while I surf.

V wants to bring home his secratary for dinner.

 

[BeardofPants]

*IS the secretary... well, administrator....

\/ uses a mirror to perve up girl's dresses

 

[chcr]

\/ uses a mirror to perve up girl's dresses

 

[HomeLAN]

\/ Knows over 210 ways to violate local morals statutes using only a spatula.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

264, but who's counting?

\/ Has never been to Spain, but kinda likes the music.

 

[chcr]

Who needs a spatula?

\/ Thinks "Three Dog Night" is only the name of a band.

 

[tommyj27]

\/ Thinks Ozzy is the coolest mofo alive

 

[BigDadday]

\/ Thinks "Three Dog Night" is only the name of a band.

\/ hasn't heard the band "Four Dog Night" before?

 

[tommyj27]

\/ Happens to own the worlds largest keyboard collection.

 

[Uki Chick]

\/ Was found on America's most wanted list

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

\/ Knows for fact that cole slaw makes for better wrestling than Jello.

 

[BeardofPants]

\/ cross-dresses whilst singing "Stand By Your Man/Woman-thing"

 

[Inkara1]

\/ Has a bukkake fetish

 

[tommyj27]

\/ elvis impersonator on the weekends

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

\/ Survived a sleepover at Neverland Ranch

 

[tommyj27]

\/ the real first man on the moon

 

[BeardofPants]

Yep.

\/ First time was in a roller coaster

 

[HomeLAN]

And it was magical right up until she threw up.

VV Thinks a pea-green Vega is the height of style.

 

[tommyj27]

\/ can relate to a tasmanian devil.