Sex is Complicated!

[Oz]

Don't Break the Law! <---- Linkageability

 

[tonksy]

i broke the law in DC

 

[freako104]

im sure everyone here broke one or all of those laws. sex is fun not jist procreation so why are the laws still on the books? and the guy arrested for oral sex with his wife. in their home and she consented? WTF?

 

[Oz]

The one that really gets to me is..........

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

How the hell did that law ever come about

 

[tonksy]

oz? what's so special about liverpool's fish stores?

 

[Oz]

oz? what's so special about liverpool's fish stores?

I dunno But I'm deffo thinkin' of buying a couple of goldfish nest time I visit!

 

[lacemyster]

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

So THAT'S what they do for fun when the wife and/or girlfriend goes away

 

[Camelyn]

 

[SexyBoo]

The one that really gets to me is..........



How the hell did that law ever come about

Yep, that was one I was definitely wondering about....

 

[Luis G]

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

So THAT'S what they do for fun when the wife and/or girlfriend goes away

I assume they kill it before now

 

[tommyj27]

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

So THAT'S what they do for fun when the wife and/or girlfriend goes away

ahem, not all of us do.

 

[freako104]

The one that really gets to me is..........



How the hell did that law ever come about

a lot of the sex laws regarding things like sodomy are because of puritans being the ones who had written the laws many years ago and they were never repealed. i assume the same for the other laws too.



www.dumblaws.com



enjoy that site. it is full of laws like that and some are even dumber.

 

[Arris]

im sure everyone here broke one or all of those laws. sex is fun not jist procreation so why are the laws still on the books? and the guy arrested for oral sex with his wife. in their home and she consented? WTF?

None of them seem to apply to scotland so I've never broken any of them. Although I promise next time I'm in any of the countrys mentioned that I'll try harder to break at least one...

 

[Mare]

A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons...


Damn, guess I'm not going parachuting this Sunday

 

[freako104]

None of them seem to apply to scotland so I've never broken any of them. Although I promise next time I'm in any of the countrys mentioned that I'll try harder to break at least one...

Im sure Europe has all its own and each country hs dumb laws as well

 

[Arris]

I'm 100% sure your right...
Now if any had been listed I'm sure I might have broken one or two of them. Especially any that mentioned sheep. Baa.

 

[freako104]

thats just cause your Scottish. I dont think Scotland has laws against it unless they do. in which case the law would be if its not your own

 

[drkavnger99]

Don't know if this is legit but here it goes

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dumb Scottish Laws [/font]​

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You may not fish on Sundays. [/font]​

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow. [/font]​

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Trespassing on someone else's land is legal. [/font]​

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You are presumed guilty until proven innocent for some crimes. [/font]​

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter. [/font]​

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