Sex or Masterbation

Sex...no, fapping, no sex...umh fapping.

Hmmm... If I had a partner tat picked the same thing as me, it wouldn't matter what I picked, eh?

If she picked masturbation, than I wouldn't get any if I picked sex.
If I picked masturbation and she picked sex...I'd be in a world of hurt.

I pick...my nose and think about it some more.
 
MrBishop said:
Hmmm... If I had a partner tat picked the same thing as me, it wouldn't matter what I picked, eh?

If she picked masturbation, than I wouldn't get any if I picked sex.
If I picked masturbation and she picked sex...
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if you add a pack of money and a bunch of other couples, it sounds like the premise for a really bad reality show....
 
tonks said:
if you add a pack of money and a bunch of other couples, it sounds like the premise for a really bad reality show....
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stop, if the producers at fox read this, I'll be forced to watch it next year
 
MrBishop said:
Sex...no, fapping, no sex...umh fapping.

Hmmm... If I had a partner tat picked the same thing as me, it wouldn't matter what I picked, eh?

If she picked masturbation, than I wouldn't get any if I picked sex.
If I picked masturbation and she picked sex...I'd be in a world of hurt.

I pick...my nose and think about it some more.
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Ah well - either way you're pretty much fucked innit?
 
paul_valaru said:
paradise hotel, temptation island

it's up there alley
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you're absolutley right! i'd forgotten those! never watched those, some train wrecks are just too messy....
 
tonks said:
you're absolutley right! i'd forgotten those! never watched those, some train wrecks are just too messy....
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but then yo can't help but slow down.......

why don't they jsut have a reality show called "wife swap"

it would be easier
 
paul_valaru said:
but then yo can't help but slow down.......

why don't they jsut have a reality show called "wife swap"

it would be easier
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ahh, i think that is too blatant a slap in the face for the moral majority. mayhap you could pitch it to skinemax.
 
This is actually a tough question for me. I totally agree with AT, but at the same time I am torn because I love great sex and really get a kick out of watching my lover enjoy himself (or herself). If I had to have a lifetime of bad sex, I think I would rather masturbate. Because that is what I am afraid I'm facing for the rest of my future sex life, I guess I will be making good use of my vibrator! :(
 
SexyBoo said:
If I had to have a lifetime of bad sex, I think I would rather masturbate. Because that is what I am afraid I'm facing for the rest of my future sex life. :(
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hmm. gotcha there, but remember, sex is like pizza even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
 
I think I'd have to choose sex. Masturbation is good and all, but it doesn't compare.
 
tonks said:
hmm. gotcha there, but remember, sex is like pizza even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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:D Tonksy, you definitely haven't had the horror and utter disappointment of some of the bad sex I have had then! I'm so jealous! :worship:
 
i'm not saying that all sex is good, i'm just sayng that i have never felt worse for having it. well, okay thats not true...but i mean even if the sex you are having is lousy, it's still sex and usually that involves kissing and hugging and wrestling and groping. so even if the intercourse or head sucks (god, don't you hate lousy head?) it still was prolly an alright time.
 
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