Sits back, lights a cigar.

[BeardofPants]

Bugger the cigars, somebody give me karma... the last karma pip I got is from winky tellin' me how OLD I am.

 

[Gonz]

You must participate in order to get karma

 

[BeardofPants]

Can't I just make promissory sexual favours?

 

[Gonz]

Isn't that participating?

 

[BeardofPants]

Naw, we colonialists like to lie back and think of england.

 

[Inkara1]

Oh, BoP, thanks for the karma... yours pushed me over the 500,000 mark.

 

[BB]

Sexual favours can go up as well as down .... current rate of exchange 2.5 sexual favours per karma point.

yes, perhaps we could arrange this - you are taking a month off this year to travel aren't you?

Good to see you BoP!

(Inky - 500,000 karma - and still only six pips????)

what gives?

 

[Aunty Em]

*sings*

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon,
you come and go, you come and gooo-oo-oo-oo!

 

[BB]

Moo!



wotcha Aunty!

 

[BeardofPants]

Bullshit, it's more like 2.0 per karma point, you tryin' to rip me off?

 

[MrBishop]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BeardofPants again.

A propos statment if I've ever heard one

 

[MrBishop]

Now god dammit. Who smoked all the cigars. I leave you people alone for a few months and see what I get! There damn well better be beer in the fridge, and none of that Stag shit that Gonz drinks either....

*MrBishop hands PT a Romeo & Julietta, and a cutter.

 

[samcurry]

anyone got a short fatty?




cigar ok.....

 

[Aunty Em]

Moo!



wotcha Aunty!

Moo? Hi.

Cigars are the spawn of Satan... my ex maintains that it's celery, but I insist that it's cigars.

 

[BeardofPants]

Yer both wrong... it's carrots.

 

[BeardofPants]

A propos statment if I've ever heard one

 

[BB]

Captain Carrot begs to differ ..oh most nublile New Zealander you

you are thinking of strangely-shaped brussels surely???



Best, BB xx

(no karma points intended - settle on 2.25???)

-heh, it's really good to see you on form BoP! xxx (genuinely)

xx

 

[BB]

A propos statment if I've ever heard one

it seems i must 'whore before' .... but that really made me laugh! (thanx birthday boy!)

(btw kids - whoring is not a good idea ... )

hah! - thanks for the laugh!


Best tho' - BB

 

[BeardofPants]

DRIIINK!! ARSE!!! FECK!!! ...ENGAGE!!!

 

[Sharky]

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