So I wanna wreck this place...

[Huge]

What do I do?

 

[Professur]

Just show up.

 

[unclehobart]

Drink a 12 pack while eating 5 pounds of broccoli... build up a nice gaseous head of steam and then storm through the place naked and throw handfulls of tacks everywhere.


If you want to get away cleaner, just start attaching powerful magnets to the back of everyones computers and the main databank server.

 

[Luis G]

If you want to get away cleaner, just start attaching powerful magnets to the back of everyones computers and the main databank server.

I did that experiment a while ago, with the magnet of a "woofer with a super heavy magnet" and it did nothing to 3 1/2" floppy disks. Kinda odd.

 

[HomeLAN]

I have a good secret plan, but where am I gonna track down a liter of kangaroo piss, a spent nuclear reactor fuel rod, and a live water buffalo in Atlanta?

 

[unclehobart]

hmm... ok.... how about taking a frayed lamp cord and raking it across said same computers. I dare say a free running jump of current would make for a jolly olde time.

 

[PT]

Just go start playing musical wires in the LAN closet, shouldn't do any permanent damage, but will be hell to try to sort out again.

 

[tommyj27]

I did that experiment a while ago, with the magnet of a "woofer with a super heavy magnet" and it did nothing to 3 1/2" floppy disks. Kinda odd.

not being a physics expert by any means and having barely passed college physics II, i believe that the direction of the magnetic fields has something to do with it.


and i'm a big fan of flashing the BIOS with my favorite pr0n....

 

[Mirlyn]

hmm... ok.... how about taking a frayed lamp cord and raking it across said same computers. I dare say a free running jump of current would make for a jolly olde time.

Dunno....a buddy of mine had a dying laptop in the last days of warranty coverage. After a half-dozen shocks using live jumper cables and a water bath whilst booting, we finally found an old microwave that did the deed.

Its getting replaced.

 

[Huge]

By this place, I meant my laptop, room, etc. Didn't mean otc...

Didn't happen though, fortunately...

 

[catocom]

Any disgruntled workers out there......
All you need to do...is... disconnect the main ground wire, at the place where
the power line comes in, (from the rod in the ground)
and wait for the next lightening storm.

 

[Gato_Solo]

I have a good secret plan, but where am I gonna track down a liter of kangaroo piss, a spent nuclear reactor fuel rod, and a live water buffalo in Atlanta?

The zoo, the Savannah River plant, and, say, the zoo?

 

[BeardofPants]

And what has gato gotten up to in his spare time, eh?

 

[Huge]

 

[HomeLAN]

The zoo, the Savannah River plant, and, say, the zoo?

1) the Savannah River Plant is NOT in Atlanta.

2) The SRP still might be doable, but have you seen the security at the fucking zoo lately?!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I have a good secret plan, but where am I gonna track down a liter of kangaroo piss, a spent nuclear reactor fuel rod, and a live water buffalo in Atlanta?

Super WalMart...


Duh!