Shrimp Chowder
4 slices bacon, chopped
1 large onion, chopped
2 stalks celery, chopped
1 pound shrimp, headed (size doesn't matter - you're gonna chop 'em up anyway)
2 (7 oz.) cans minced clams (Snow's brand is good if they are available)
1 pint fresh undrained shucked oysters
1 (14.5 oz.) can whole potatoes, drained
1 (8 oz.) can corn, drained
3 cups half-and-half
1 teaspoon salt
Heat a soup pot over medium heat; add bacon. Fry bacon until crisp, about 5 minutes. Drain most of the drippings. Add onion, celery, and oysters. Cook, stirring, until onion is tender, about 5 minutes.
Peel dem shrimps, chop into bite-size pieces. Add shrimp to pot.
Add undrained clams, potatoes, corn, half-and-half and salt to the pot.
Heat chowder until hot but not boiling, about 15 minutes. Serve immediately, or for best results, cool and refrigerate for up to 24 hours to allow the flavors to blend. Reheat slowly before serving.
Tonks, if Unc wants to try this chowder and legumes are OK, maybe substitute the corn with some beans or lentils.
And the oysters can be omitted if squirming bivalves ain't yer kick.