Stupid Criminals

SexyBoo

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Alice Pike of Covington, Georgia, was arrested after trying to pass a phony one million dollar bill at her local WalMart. Pike, 25, told bemused law enforcement officials that passing a novelty item as currency "seemed more easier than answerin' all them tricky questions on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?"
 
Ronald McAllister left something behind after robbing a Tulsa, Oklahoma, bank--the holdup note, which was printed, along with vital personal information, on one of his own deposit slips. McAllister was easily traced and has now been deposited in the pokey by highly amused police.
 
SexyBoo said:
Alice Pike of Covington, Georgia, was arrested after trying to pass a phony one million dollar bill at her local WalMart. Pike, 25, told bemused law enforcement officials that passing a novelty item as currency "seemed more easier than answerin' all them tricky questions on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?"


Yup!

Making my area look dumber. Thanks a lot!
 
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Two young larcenists in Florida--14 and 15 to be exact--appeared before Judge Larry Seidlin after stealing their twenty-fifth car in just two short years. After the boys were released, they walked out of the courthouse and realized they did not have bus fare for a ride home. Promptly, the duo stole number twenty-six; they crashed the vehicle into a fence less than an hour later.

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An elderly woman spent a leisurely shopping at the mall. Upon return to her vehicle, she found four strange males sitting in her car. Frightened, the woman dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun. She told the men that if they did not get out of the car, she would shoot. The four men ran off quickly, whereupon the lady got into the car. Her key, however, would not fit. The woman realized that her car was the identical one parked a few spaces down. She drove to the police department and reported the story. The officer on duty laughed hysterically and pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale men had reported a hijacking by a mean old lady; no charges were filed.
 
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