Symbian forecasts the death of the PC

[Professur]

I've called 911 on an asshole driving with a portable dvd player on his dash, watching a porn.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Don't get me wrong; I wouldn't mind an utterly wireless society. That way we can get rid of all of these damn telephone poles and wires running all over the places... clean up the landscape a little.

Please, Unc, I can't have all the phone lines disappear --- how would I get online? Since I live out in the middle of nowhere, my choices are dial-up and satellite. Can't afford the satellite. *sigh*

However, my phone lines are underground. But the power lines aren't, so we'd still have glop all over the landscape.

 

[highwayman]

I've called 911 on an asshole driving with a portable dvd player on his dash, watching a porn.

How long had it took to track you down?

 

[Professur]

Can I get a translation on that, please?

 

[highwayman]

Can I get a translation on that, please?

OK, how long did it take the vice squad to track you down and shove you up against the wall and put the cuffs on you?