Testicles

[Professur]

You sure? I thought you had Brain's nuts hidden in a drawer with your frillies.

did you ever give them back Nix?

 

[Starya]

Testicles are fun. I wish I had a couple to play with any time I wanted.

 

[Nixy]

did you ever give them back Nix?

Of course

 

[Starya]

Of course

I saw the smilie and instantly thought: "Oh God, she ate them!"

 

[Nixy]

I saw the smilie and instantly thought: "Oh God, she ate them!"

 

[Professur]

I saw the smilie and instantly thought: "Oh God, she ate them!"

From the PMs I got when they were dating; many, many times.

 

[Nixy]

From the PMs I got when they were dating; many, many times.

I'm still trying to get all the pubes out

 

[Professur]

Cloraseptic.

 

[Nixy]

Cloraseptic.

Never did try it. I threw it out last summer, it was expired.

 

[Starya]

From the PMs I got when they were dating; many, many times.

I was more picturing the chew-and-swallow type of eating. Poor lil' things.

 

[Professur]

Well she wasn't always an expert, y'know.

 

[Nixy]

Well she wasn't always an expert, y'know.

It's true...brainsoft was my learning tool

 

[Professur]

It's true...brainsoft was my .... tool

Wasn't gonna say it, but ......

 

[Professur]

The pain of getting kicked hard in the balls in undescribably painful.

Has anyone ever been kicked softly in the balls?

 

[tonksy]

Rob says the grazers hurt more than the full ons.

 

[unclehobart]

confirmation

 

[HomeLAN]

Indeed. It's the old stealth rack. Doesn't feel too bad at first, but it keeps on getting worse...and worse...and worse...and worse until you'd be willing to gouge out your eyes with a grapefruit spoon just for the distraction.

 

[HomeLAN]

BTW, V2.0 has hit that...really unfortunate height. He's also learning karate. I startled him the other day without meaning to.

Ever taken a knife-hand to the ba-doobies? I was on the floor for a solid 5 minutes.

 

[tonksy]

Malory loves to climb up on Rob with a knee to the cajones.

 

[Slim Pickens]

Payton (Roz's daughter) likes to run full tilt at me when I get home, and she is the perfect height for an earth-shattering rack.