The 10,000 Post Thread!

[unclehobart]

*sits down behind Unc'*
Who you waiting for?

Points at Vorty the hard way. 'Why you, little lady... Care to join me?'

 

[Altron]

*climbs out of jacuzzi*
*makes sure www.wildjacuzzisex.com is getting all of this

 

[unclehobart]

*hums the Allman Brothers tune 'Melissa'*

 

[Vortex]

Okay, now this is classic.

No where else can some one start ranting about relastionships, have it go outo the topic about guns, and land up on about jumping into jacuzzi's for people watching it on streaming video

 

[Vortex]

/me hops into Jacuzzi with rubber ducky and little toy boat.

 

[unclehobart]

This thing is 151 pages... Its got everything in it at one point or another.

 

[Altron]

*plans on posting links to sex videos tomarrow*

 

[Vortex]

/me still thinks this is classic!

...

/me plays "Rubber eats Toy-boat"

*toy breaking sounds can be heard in the back ground

 

[unclehobart]

Someone beat you to it. 80% of the internet is devoted to porn linkage. Youre little film wont even get noticed.

 

[Vortex]

*realises he is about to see someone have sex*
*giggles*

Children.

Altron, maybe it's you're bed time

 

[unclehobart]

* Vortex still thinks this is classic!

...

* Vortex plays "Rubber eats Toy-boat"

*toy breaking sounds can be heard in the back ground

Rubber, eh? Does that mean youre ready for me, lass?

 

[Altron]

Nope

You mean there already is a www.wildjacuzzisex.com ?

 

[Altron]

^^that "Nope " for Vorterx about my bed time

 

[Vortex]

WHAT?!?! We won't get noticed

/me sulks

 

[Altron]

Maybe an "OTC Mebmers Gone Wild" video...

 

[unclehobart]

Our video will get noticed so long as you can put your moral barriers in check and do exactly... what ... I ... say .......... exactly.

 

[Altron]

Ok. What do I do?

 

[unclehobart]

here.. eat this... *hands Altron a bag of glass shards*

 

[unclehobart]

and hold onto this... Ill call for it later. *hands Altron a few large latex novelties and a bottle of superglide*

 

[Altron]

*picks up latex novelties*
What's the hole in the end for?
that reminds me, what is a ribbed condom