The 10,000 Post Thread!

[Vortex]

/me laughs manically

 

[Vortex]

here.. eat this... *hands Altron a bag of glass shards*

and you'll need something to wash it down with...
*passes Altron a bottle*

Ignore the skull, cross bones and huge: "DO NOT DRINK THIS!" Sign, okay

 

[unclehobart]

Ribbed condoms have extra bands or buttons of latex which are designed to give heightened sensation and excitement during intercourse.
If you have not used a ribbed condom before, don't expect the surface to appear knobbled and bumped - the texture of the surface is fine - but remember, it is designed to stimulate an aroused clitoris, not sandpaper a wall!

 

[Altron]

@ ribbed condom
lol next time Ards says "ask your father" and PT says "Google it" i'll just ask you

 

[unclehobart]

Go back a few pages.. I also told you to google it.

 

[Altron]

 

[Vortex]

 

[unclehobart]

perhaps I should have told you to Alta Vista it.

 

[Altron]

I did that for Alternative Lifestyles because I wasn't sure what I was going to find...

 

[tommyj27]

wimp

 

[Vortex]

Tum tee tum te tum

 

[Altron]

*Altron is still holding unc's ribbed condoms*

 

[Vortex]

Laa dee la de tum tee dum

 

[Ardsgaine]

*Walks in... *

*Sees Vortex humming to herself while she refills the hot tub...*

Oops!

*Walks out quickly*

 

[Altron]

*Altron throws rock at Vortex*

 

[Altron]

*Altron runs away as Vortex loads shotgun*

 

[Vortex]

/me catches rock in her hand
...
/me looks at Altron in a funny way
...
you're point being?

 

[Ardsgaine]

*Steps back into thread long enough to grab Altron by the scruff of his neck and drag him off to juvenile detention*

 

[Vortex]

*Walks in... *

*Sees Vortex humming to herself while she refills the hot tub...*

Oops!

*Walks out quickly*

Ah man! My singing ain't that bad, is it??

 

[Vortex]

*Steps back into thread long enough to grab Altron by the scruff of his neck and drag him off to juvenile detention*

THANK YOU!