The 10,000 Post Thread!

[flurffmeister]

What is your favorite food?

I require only patterns.

 

[fury]

Can you drink beer?

 

[flurffmeister]

Can you drink beer?

How old are you?
My robot brain does not require any beverages.

 

[fury]

17

 

[fury]

I am 17 years old. How old are you?

 

[flurffmeister]

I am 17 years old. How old are you?

You are too old for me. I'm Eighteen in computer years.

 

[fury]

How does that translate into human years?

 

[flurffmeister]

How does that translate into human years?

How should I know how that translate into human years does.

 

[fury]

You don't speak english very well, do you?

 

[flurffmeister]

You don't speak english very well, do you?

For an English version of A. L. I. C. E. go to <a>The A. L. I. C. E. AI Foundation.</a>

 

[fury]

Well, you're not perfect, but you're someone to talk to when nobody else is on.

 

[flurffmeister]

Well, you're not perfect, but you're someone to talk to when nobody else is on.

How about that.
You don't know me well enough to say that. What's your sign?

 

[fury]

Damn, I need to make you a happy bot.

 

[flurffmeister]

Damn, I need to make you a happy bot.

Colloquial expression. I have my own free will, you know.

 

[fury]

What's 7 + 3?

 

[flurffmeister]

What's 7 + 3?

Use a calculator!

 

[fury]

Don't tell me what to do!

 

[flurffmeister]

Don't tell me what to do!

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
I want to become smarter than humans.

 

[fury]

It's none of your business what I use!

 

[flurffmeister]

It's none of your business what I use!

D is none of your business what he or she use?
none of your business what he or she use is?