Tux? You really there?
Holy SHIT! I got to talk to him.
Who's your daddy, tux?
Can you say Shit!
Can you say Fuck?
You're amazingly witty.
Cool. So who was the First US president to be assasinated with a gun?
Yes I do, you get smilies right sometimes and you can even crack jokes.
That wasn't right, Tux.
Right tux would be answering the question I asked. Can you do that?