The Campfire

SouthernN'Proud said:
*stays the hell away from spot, tonksy, and greenie too*
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...so I guess you don't wanna put on this gown with the slit up the back....
*looks dejected.
 
*adjusts skirt
*falls off heels

how the hell does anyone walk around in this get-up?
 
*notices that no one is telling campfire stories*
*tries to think of a story to tell*
*realizes that I've already told all of my stories to these people over the years*
*starts singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall*
 
Inkara1 said:
So, my story...

A young Indian asks the chief one day how the tribe decides on names.

The chief says:

When a new baby is to be born, myself, the father and all the tribal elders gather in my teepee for three nights to discuss the matters of the day. We pass the pipe around, then observe our surroundings and name the child after what we see. If we see an eagle soaring overhead, the child will be named Soaring Eagle. If we see a deer prancing in the meadow, the child will be named Prancing Deer. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?
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*asks Tonks to borrow her stick*
 
greenfreak said:
*dresses spot in white nurse uniform with skirt and hat*

See?
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But we were referring to Inky (at least I was).

tonksy said:
You forgot the white fishnets and stilleto heels.
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And garter belt????
*That's suspenders for you celsius people.*
 
chcr said:
But we were referring to Inky (at least I was).


And garter belt????
*That's suspenders for you celsius people.*
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You use suspenders as garter belts?? :eek:
 
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