The Corrupted Wish Game

Kawaii

Well-Known Member
Here's how it works. I make a wish, and the next person has fuck it up.
Example:
"I wish i had a billion dollars."
"Granted, but they materialize as pennies above your head."

Posts are in the following format:
Granted, but [fuckup]
I wish[wish]

I'll start.

I wish i didn't have to write this effin' essay.
 

Inkara1

Well-Known Member
Granted, but it's because of nuclear armegeddon.

I wish a billion dollars in pennies materialize above Kawaii's head. :D
 

Kawaii

Well-Known Member
Granted, but they all materialize above your head. :p:p:p:p:p
I wish i had more time to spare(is that even possible?).
 

Kawaii

Well-Known Member
(pssst... you didn't corrupt my wish...)
Granted, but in the process you mutate into a wierd freak.
I wish i had an infinite supply of Vandread pisodes.
 

tonksy

New Member
granted...but then where would you keep them?

i wish i had read the instructions to this thread before making an idiot of meself :tardbang:
 

Kawaii

Well-Known Member
Granted, but you suffer a temporary amnesia attack and make an idiot out of yourself anyway.

I wish i had a something to store my infinite supply of Vandread episodes in.
 

Rose

New Member
Kawaii said:
I wish i had a something to store my infinite supply of Vandread episodes in.


Granted, but the vault is completely sealed from the outside, which is where you are. :( Tough luck.


I wish the kitty crappy cleaned itself out.
 

tonksy

New Member
Rose said:
Granted, but the vault is completely sealed from the outside, which is where you are. :( Tough luck.


I wish the kitty crappy cleaned itself out.
granted, but then your cat would worship the box instead of you.

i wish i was asleep in a hammock somewhere.
 

Rose

New Member
Granted, but your hammock is on a desserted island where the two trees holding it up curiously provide no shade.


I wish the asshole neighbors would move far away.
 

Kawaii

Well-Known Member
Granted, but you witness a murder and are forced to move because of the witness protection program. Unfortunately, you end up in a trailer park next to your neighbours.

I wish i could stop reading the forums and go to sleep instead.
 

Rose

New Member
Granted, but when you wake up the forums and the internet as you know it has ceased t o exist.


*shudders* I just scared myself for a moment.

I wish I had telekinesis. :D
 

Oz

New Member
Granted! But people only respond likewise from now on :eh:

I wish I had more coffee in this cup.
 

Kawaii

Well-Known Member
Granted, but you murder him and end up on death row for your sick crime.

I wish i could understand how the feck 3d Studio Max works.
 

Spunky

New Member
Granted But in the course of your maxing the incredible work of art you created blinds you....

I wish I won the lottery...
 

Raven

Annoying SOB
Granted but in the process of being handed the giant fake cheque you slice your wrist on a sharp edge and bleed to death.

I wish I had a better paid job
 
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