The Corrupted Wish Game

[Kittie]

Granted, but it is in your anus. that's all that I have to say about that.

I wish that I was pretty.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

granted, but despite that you already were pretty, you are now "pretty" due to the fact that you've been thrown down a flight of metal stairs and everyone's definition of pretty is suddenly "someone who's been thrown down a flight of metal stairs"

i wish i could fluently speak german and japanese.

 

[Kittie]

granted. But suddenly fluently means "can only say penis, but you tihnk you are saying other words." So you now run around only saying penis.

I wish that I was a kitty.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

granted, but you get stuck in a tree and no one can get you down, eventually you fall out of the tree and get pummeled by an automobille.

i wish this fucktard (kittie you KNOW who i mean) would die or shut up.

 

[Kittie]

Granted. And nothing fucked up happens.

i wish that fucktard would foget I EXIST!

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

granted, but he turns out to have some spooky power that makes you, in fact, unexist.
i get sad and die.

i wish i were not so fucking awesome.

 

[Kittie]

Granted. You weren't to begin with.

<3

I wish that I did not have to go home now and go to work in 8 hours.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

granted! but you can never leave this room or your chair and that's bad

i wish flamingoes were octagonal.

 

[Kittie]

Granted, but they turn into tires, and run over the whole world.

I wish that I was the envy (in a good way....) of all the weemen (women).

 

[Kawaii]

Granted. A crazy woman kills you because she's envious of your looks or whatever.

I wish the stuff i ordered arrived now, in perfect condition and free of charge.

 

[Rose]

Granted, and very well worded, but unfortunately the perfect packaging uses a toxic adhesive that causes you to break out in unimaginable hives when you open it.


I wish I didn't have to go back to work today.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

granted, but to make up for today you must work 15 hours a day for the rest of eternity.

i wish my mouth didnt hurt

 

[Kittie]

granted,but now you have no mouth.

I wish that my job location did not exist for one week.. soI could have a day off.

 

[Kawaii]

Granted. A meteor strike erases it from the face of the planet.

I wish my thoughts made a decent amount of sense.

 

[Rose]

Granted, but now they make sense in Swahili, which unfortunately you still don't understand.


I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner ... then everybody would love me ...

(sorry, couldn't resist the song )

 

[Kittie]

Granted, but you appear on the set of a bad lesbian pornography.

I wish that I could meet Evanescence, the band

 

[SexyBoo]

Granted, but you will meet them in a nursing home 70 years from now.

I wish I would hear some good news from AE.

 

[tonksy]

Granted, but you will meet them in a nursing home 70 years from now.

I wish I would hear some good news from AE.

granted, but the good news would be that he won the lottery and came to terms with his latent homosexuality.

i wish i looked like a victoria secrets underwear model.

 

[Professur]

Granted. Photos of you in your underwear appear beneath the pillows of every horny 12 year old boy in america. With your nipples showing.


I wish for the world to end.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

aww man