The Corrupted Wish Game

[BlurOfSerenity]

Granted. Photos of you in your underwear appear beneath the pillows of every horny 12 year old boy in america. With your nipples showing.


I wish for the world to end.

granted, and i can't really find a good way to mess that one up, g'damn you

i wish i had something to do

 

[Kawaii]

Granted. You decide to start taking drugs and die from a crack OD.

I wish i was completely happy forever, without any exception. And no, i wouldn't get bored from being happy all the time.

 

[paul_valaru]

granted, but it's cause you got a lobotomy


I wish I had a better job

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

all the sad people get jealous and torture you until death. but that doesnt matter because you are still happy.

i wish i had the motivation to make leslie's lemonade muffins at this moment. man they sound good.

 

[paul_valaru]

granted, but you use arcnic instead of sugar


I wish I was on vacation

 

[Oz]

Granted. But vacation happens to be the name of a Donkey currently en route to the local rubbish dump.

I wish I'd bought more cigarette papers

 

[paul_valaru]

granted, but they are infected with the flesh eating bacteria.

i wish I didn't have a headache

 

[Professur]

Granted. Your wife now has your headache. Permanently.

 

[paul_valaru]

Granted. Your wife now has your headache. Permanently.

oh you bastich!

lol

you forgot to wish

I wish (for prof) that there where less stupid computer users

 

[tonksy]

oh you bastich!

lol

you forgot to wish

I wish (for prof) that there where less stupid computer users

granted...but then you couldn't get anyone to cyber with you

i wish i could take a nap.

 

[Raven]

granted but in your sleep one of your tots superglues your eyes shut.

I wish I could get my friends to go to the local rock clubs with me

 

[Kittie]

Granted, you and your friends go to the rock clubs, where you hear people go on and on about granite (granted).

I wish that it was not slippey out

 

[Stop Laughing]

Granted, you now live on a totally remote island and the next step you take will cause the island to sink.

I wish I'd have thought of that superglued eyelids thing when I was a tot...

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

granted, but now we live in the sahara which we're not prepared for.

i wish i had an unlimited lifelong supply of pocky (chocolate covered biscuit sticks)

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

(arrgh! people posting at same time = confuzhun!)

 

[tonksy]

granted, but now we live in the sahara which we're not prepared for.

i wish i had an unlimited lifelong supply of pocky (chocolate covered biscuit sticks)

granted...but that's all you can ever eat again.

i wish i had a trust fund.

 

[Rose]

Granted, but the funds remain frozen until the year 2065 unless Tina Turner becomes pope which nulls the time restriction.


I wish I didn't have to go to a Board meeting at 7:30 am tomorrow morning.

 

[MrBishop]

Granted, but the funds remain frozen until the year 2065 unless Tina Turner becomes pope which nulls the time restriction.


I wish I didn't have to go to a Board meeting at 7:30 am tomorrow morning.

Granted...but the meeting has been puched up to 6am instead.

I wish that I owned many stocks in IBM

 

[Kittie]

Granted, but IBM is Incinigrating Big Members (penises) in which you have to do... to have stock. Bye bye little bish.

I wish that my website looked nice.

 

[Stop Laughing]

Granted. Instantly hundreds of cows appear in the IBM building registered to you, and they sue you for the damage they cause.

I wish I had an alarm clock that would actually wake me up...