The Guys Rules :)
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ClaireBear
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Inkara1 said:
Oh contrair...
I've actually found wee on the top of the lid before.... *shudder*
I mean what the Hell do you guys do?
Write your names with it like you're holding a sparkler?
ClaireBear
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Inkara1 said:
Or open the wardrobe! Thank God it was his own!!!!!
Thats not my current beau btw... someone I was seeing a while back
ClaireBear
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tonksy said:
My Dad once pissed in the dog basket... we all wondered why he was very keen to wash the dog the next day... poor little pup!
MrBishop
Well-Known Member
ClaireBear said:
There's a big difference in between aiming a hose at hole from 3 feet away and pouring out a bucket from point-blank range.
That little bit at the end of the penis...sometimes the bits stick together and instead of having one hole..you all of a sudden have 2 or 3..all aiming in different directions. Good luck getting them all in...best chose the one where it's coming out the most and aim with that.
Squirting water into other water causes splashing...that ain't urine on the seat, it's most likely splashed water.
Most guy'll clean up...some won't...I recommend a taser for the lattar
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
MrBishop said:
That is priceless!
You guys are just weird, fighting over the toilet seat being up or down, ridiculous. I wonder if some people get a divorce over something so stupid 
Leave it the way you want, if you get to the toilet and it isn't the way you expect it to be (why should you expect it to be in a certain way anyway??) just lower/lift it.
Leave it the way you want, if you get to the toilet and it isn't the way you expect it to be (why should you expect it to be in a certain way anyway??) just lower/lift it.
tonksy
New Member
yeah. just be happy that yours even uses the indoor plumbing.Luis G said:You guys are just weird, fighting over the toilet seat being up or down, ridiculous. I wonder if some people get a divorce over something so stupid
Leave it the way you want, if you get to the toilet and it isn't the way you expect it to be (why should you expect it to be in a certain way anyway??) just lower/lift it.
Professur
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As always, I live by majority rules. When I lived at home with my dad and brother, mum was outvoted, so up it went. When I got married, it was me and the missus, one all. So it was simply a matter of, take it as you find it, leave it as you use it. Now, I'm outnumbered by the missus, V2.0 and mum, so i put it down. But V3.0's in training, and if mum moves to the trailer as planned, that's us back even steven. And once V4.0's outta nappies .... up that bitch goes, and ladies ..... suprise.
BeardofPants
New Member
Inkara1 said:
I don't understand why more people don't.
Is no-one else freaked by the idea of flushing tiny bits of crap all over the room? 
Winky
Well-Known Member
CB I can't imagine where you find guys that aren't potty-trained ?!?
Yes BOP the lid is to be in the down and locked position at all times when not in flight... Jeebus!
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WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.
For example:
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Yes BOP the lid is to be in the down and locked position at all times when not in flight... Jeebus!
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WORDS WOMEN USE
******************************
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.
For example:
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
tank girl
New Member
I don't think its very helpful to find this type of thing funny and not consider really thinking about why you're laughing about it: this sort of humour plays purely on BASIC, retarded assumptions about cultural stereotypes, such as "masculinity" vs "feminininity": if you feel the desire to reduce yourself to such an overtly ideological opposition and then laugh about it you're really not doing yourself - or society, any favours.