it starts with a herd of goats in a small, dark, basement pen.
a large, hairy man approaches. he appears to be aroused, with a tent pitched at the front of his overalls.
behind him is another fellow, a skinny fellow but also with a long beard. he is holding a german shepherd puppy, and loudly snapping his chewing gum. you can hear the snapping over the goat noises.
suddenly, light floods the scene.
there's a lady dressed as a nun, with something long and spindly hanging out of her backside at an altar.
it gets worse from there.