The Never Ending Story

tommyj27 · Mar 28, 2003

and i sat down with a beer to see what happened...

Mirlyn · Mar 28, 2003

the TV cried foul, and I immediately broke into the second verse of

Aunty Em · Mar 28, 2003

"I'm a little teapot" while swinging from a chandalier by my feet...

freako104 · Mar 28, 2003

the dog barked and chased me.

Vortex · Mar 29, 2003

that pretty much made this weird buzzing and crunching sound.. when all of a sudden...

Aunty Em · Mar 29, 2003

a strange little green man popped out of nowhere and said...

Vortex · Mar 29, 2003

Boyakasa!! We want all your

Aunty Em · Mar 29, 2003

dead chickens... hand them over before...

Mirlyn · Mar 29, 2003

we shower you with Chocolate Milk and antimatter. Meanwhile, the chicken threw a large hunk of...

Aunty Em · Mar 29, 2003

stale sodabread, which bounced across the floor and into...

tommyj27 · Mar 30, 2003

a hole from which a rabbit wearing an overcoat appeared...

Mirlyn · Mar 30, 2003

screaming "where," to which I replied

Aunty Em · Mar 30, 2003

... "don't look at me I'm a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed on bullshit, but if you ask Mr Bush...."

freako104 · Mar 30, 2003

you wont understand him unless your IQ is below 1.

HubbaHubba · Mar 30, 2003

[i resent that Lacemyster]

or you are clinically dead. Later that day

Aunty Em · Mar 30, 2003

whilst bathing in cold custard and baked beans, a yellow submarine surfaced. The hatch opened and out popped...

tommyj27 · Mar 31, 2003

john wayne!? WTF happened to the beatles?

lacemyster · Mar 31, 2003

and to my surprise it was Jackie Chan that "played" john wayne in Shenghi Knights...

tommyj27 · Mar 31, 2003

Jackie Wayne then flew through the air and decapitaed the two iraqi ninjas...

MuFu · Apr 1, 2003

...with his earlobe and a small slice of Beaufort cheese. Meanwhile,