Heh - I had an '85 Celebrity too. It was a good car. You are right, the seats were quite comfy.
Nixy, ask my Florida Highway Patrol friend why some people prefer big cars. He was working a detail that required him to follow a road striping machine in a work zone on the interstate with his blue lights flashing to slow traffic. A tractor trailer truck couldn't slow down in time to keep from running into a work truck and tried to swerve off the road and into the weeds.
He slammed into the back of Milton's Ford Crown Victoria cruiser at an estimated 50 mph. The trunk of the cruiser was completely obliterated. The rear bumper was pushed up under the back window, and the back seat was crushed against the back of the front seat. Milton's most serious injury was a broken arm.
Pics and story here. I don't think anybody could survive such an impact in a compact car.
This is why I drive a Mercury Grand Marquis (
identical to a Crown Vic except for cosmetic differences).