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Yo mama is so fat that she has mo' chins than the Beijing phone book
 
4 minorities in one...a new record :D

edit-make that 3 :shrug:

Anybody know any good white jokes...most of 'em are stupid at best.
 
Yo Gonz, you so far right, you had the left turn signals removed from your truck.
 
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
 
Gonz said:
4 minorities in one...a new record :D

edit-make that 3 :shrug:

Anybody know any good white jokes...most of 'em are stupid at best.
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they come out as cracker jokes with me and my friends :alienhuh:
 
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes out to eat, she gets an estimate.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag her back into the water.

Yo Momma's so fat, all the restuarants in town have a sign that says, 240 Occupants, or Yo Momma.
 
yo momma is like a bowling ball, you finger her, throw her in the gutter, and she comes back for more.

yo momma is like butter, she spreads for bread

yo momma is like mcdonalds, over 6 billion served

yo momma is like a hockey goalie, changes pads every 3 periods
 
Yo momma's like a TV, a two-year-old can turn her on!

Yo momma's like Denny's, open 24 hours!

Yo momma's like the railroad, she gets laid nationwide!

Yo momma's so dirty, she had to cut the strings off her tampons because the crabs were going bungee jumping!
 
yo momma is like a basketball, you slam heer, jam her, and pass her all around

yo momma is like a relvolving door, everyone gets a turn

tell yo momma to stop changing lipstick colours, my dick is starting to look like a rainbow
 
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