The Russian Army..doing something useful

[paul_valaru]

Don't believe everything you read in Cosmo - it's easily the biggest nonsense you are bound to ever read to be honest. It amazes me though that they'd have an article about this subject...what on earth do you tell people when you're doing your research "Hey, what do you do to make your man taste better?"

it may be cosmo, it may be other, I read a lot, like everything I can get my hands on, I've read the woman's home remedy guide front to back as well, they have great tips too

some don't apply to men though, lol

 

[Luis G]

A while ago I used to drink lots of Jamaica flavoured water, after a week some things started to smell really nice, I never thought that it would have such an impact.

 

[Oz]

These days I make sure I don't over indulge in asparagus

 

[tonksy]

for crying out loud...it's like 2 cc's. just swallow it...don't savor.

 

[Professur]

You only get 2cc? How the hell did you ever get pregnant?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Not by swallowing, that's fer sure.

 

[tonksy]

You only get 2cc? How the hell did you ever get pregnant?

i'm very fertile...and that is actually apparently "the average" in some scientifc test.

 

[Professur]

Damn. So where would 4 kleenex's fall on that average scale?

 

[tonksy]

damn...between you and PT kleenex sales are doing pretty good, huh?

 

[Professur]

Well, that's the usual overflow spillage.

 

[AlphaTroll]

You saying tonksy got pregnant from sleeping on the wet spot?

 

[Professur]

No. I didn't even know her then.

 

[Professur]

Unless she was in Ottawa

 

[tonksy]

You saying tonksy got pregnant from sleeping on the wet spot?

might as well have...might as well have....

 

[Leslie]

*moved for spamaliciousness*

 

[paul_valaru]

Unless she was in Ottawa

shit I was in ottawa.......


it's all coming back to me now

 

[MrBishop]

Semen is a sucros solution, not a saline one... it's supposed to taste sweet...the problem is: Taste buds for sweet are at the tip of the tongue, and for salty near the back of the throat. 'nuff said

As for pineapple juice..I've heard it before, but I'm told that it doesn't work. Same for other citrus fruits etc...

For a change..try buying flavoured rub-on lubricants or spray on if you prefer it that way. They make them in all sorts of flavours...from chocolate to daquiri.

 

[Professur]

Well, there goes the conversation.

 

[tonksy]

that lotion tastes like sacchrine (sp?)....if it's that awful i suppose the hershey syrup might save the day....or a fuckin' shower...now there's a novel idea...

 

[paul_valaru]

put an altoids in your mouth, makes it tingly for us ass well