The Surrealist Compliment Generator

[A.B.Normal]

Your wit, your teeth, your pasty reflection can but incorporate freely into the powerful surface of a disintegrating mirror set afloat upon a swarm of locusts.

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

 

[tonksy]

Your eyes glow like naked livers burning in the sun.

why....thank you?

 

[Stop Laughing]

Sir, you've broken your water.... may I get you a new glass?

Um, WTF?

 

[Mirlyn]

Flies dance operas to your wisdom.



I like it.

 

[tonksy]

How beautiful is the snowshine in your eyes, so directly current from the static in your brain.

now wait just a cottonpickin' minute....

 

[A.B.Normal]

Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!




In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch.

 

[tonksy]

In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch.

this one i like.

 

[tonksy]

Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!




In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch.

we got the same one...it somehow cheapens it...

 

[BeardofPants]

Oh, how your melodic chewing of cotton balls cancels the stamp on my papyrus telegram from the Queen of England.

 

[Leslie]

In your absence I find other forms of amusement.



wtf man? LOL

 

[Leslie]

Mon amour, tu es aussi bestiale qu'une branche de cedre!

and

May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen.

 

[Oz]

Fear not the earl lest I had conquered him and peopled else this isle with Calibans.

Sounds like summit from The Tempest to me

 

[tonksy]

The Green Paint on the Walls Clouds my Thoughts of Flying Planks of Wood, Much Like the Elephant Impaled on the Hood of a Lincoln Town Car. Blood Covers One, Paint the Other, and Love Covers You.

i think i missed some good drugs...

 

[Stop Laughing]

Never pet your dog when it is on fire.

Wow, that's great advice!

 

[chcr]

Your nasal linings will last as long as the skin of rocks, thrust enigmatically upon a distant shorline of mating beetles.

Oohhh... kay.

 

[fury]

Your dandruff falls like the fixtures within a scenic railway passing through a thousand bearded rainbows...

 

[MrBishop]

You have the vocabulary of an aspidistra in panic

I had to look that one up.
Umh..it seems that I have the vocab of a tough outdoor plant

 

[MrBishop]

Your sunburnt skin is as beautiful as gangrenous flesh peeled from an amputated limb.

Wow..what a visual :alien:

I see your loves in cloves.

Ooh... reminds me of a song "Roll me o-over in a clo-over, lay me down, roll me over and do me again.

How lovely is your curdled priest!

Seems that my boss has gone sour?

 

[Rose]

May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen.


Same as Leslie got. *lol*

 

[Camelyn]

Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin.